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Making an official post so I can pin this at the top of my account, but I will be going on another hiatus. I'm hoping at least six months because I need a break from being on here 9 continuous years. I'll be transforming into a mostly anime blog, so rebranding myself and username will happen. If anyone is still interested in following me you can message me and ask for my twitter.

Thanks everyone for bearing with me for so long and I'll see you in a while ✌🏻

babyanimalgifs

This cute platypus

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big-ass-magnet

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

bogleech

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

special-lucky-chosen-one

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

mariaalenkoshepard

That beak looks fucking glued on

mamapluto

- now confirmed to glow under UV light

bebsart

appraisedtiktoks

ip2lb

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

humans-of-pdx

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

tiktoksthataregood-ish

twopoppies

I am WHEEZING!

mielcite

Transcription: “I just got done my COVID test, the nurse gave me the option of doing a nasal swab or a throat swab.

I said, “I’ll take the throat swab please,” and so he told me to put my head back and he was putting this- he was swabbing my throat. [coughs]

He takes it out, and he’s like “Oh wow, you’re like a pro at this”, I....

He was like “most people have a gag reflex, you must have been practicing for this,” [laughs]

Sir... thank you”

#fav

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

not that I ever trusted corporations but moomin company suing a trans person out of their money for making their content accessible to wider audiences for free after tove jansson made it a point that she didn’t want her characters associated with disney-like capitalism......depressing and angering to see

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

here’s what I’m referring to

and if you ever used the moominhunt drive it’d be nice if you can help him, he actually brought the company MORE money by bringing in tons of new fans (remember the moominboom of 2019?) that were very willing to buy merch as well put together rare moomin media that was impossible to find, and now he’s getting punished for it

bijoux-et-mineraux

Opal Pineapple - White Cliffs, New South Wales, Australia

vvujiarchive

remember when you all wanted to see those 2 old british guys fuck on that angel demon show im never gonna forgive that

leviathan-supersystem

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

crtter

xekstrin

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason