me when bald as fuck f/os

hi I'm a selfshipper and all my selfships are bald as hell.

[thebaldlover]

Hiiii (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

So, this is my selfship blog!! Welcome!!! Hi there!!!! Don't break the walls please!!!

My wall..... You broke it....

Well, guess you probably want to get to know more about me or this blog (if not, can you at least repair the wall? Thanks)

Ok, so I guess I should get some basics down(>_<)

First, you may call me Roses, or dried out! Though feel free to get creative with nicknames(⁠ ⁠≧ᴗ≦⁠)

Also, my pronouns are a firm they/them or it/its, please don't use anything else on me!!

Second, I have two main f/os, which I'll talk about right below!!

First off, Dan, from the game look outside

I am non sharing with him.... Sadly jealous┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

My second f/o is koops, from the game paper Mario: the thousand year door

I'm, well, I don't know the term for it, but the opposite of non sharing I guess? (Is it just called sharing? This is really embarrassing if it's just called sharing)

Anywayyyy so! I'll have some tags set up that I'll... Hopefully remember to follow (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

Ask responses: roses answers

Reblogs: flowers add-ons

This list may get larger as time goes on!

Original posts: petals drifting

Posting/reblogging about Dan: D~×°

Posting/reblogging about Koops: K~°×

I think that's it, thank you for reading my intro!!

[kkochanekk]

imagine your f/o reading out loud to you or narrating a video game or explaining the process of something like sewing , drawing , or even patching up a wound ... just f/o absentmindedly explaning things to you because they wanted to share

[ludwig-von-rambles]

Your f/o is leaning their head against your shoulder as we speak. Are you studying? Working? Maybe you got distracted and now you have company to doomscroll with?

Certainly don't think of your f/o wrapping themselves around you and pecking your forehead. Now you'll never get your work done.

[header credit - @puppizai]

[theyumeplanet]

imagine f/o not being able to focus because they just can't stop thinking about you!!

[wik-ships]

irritating f/o's who dont leave you alone my beloved. constantly bothering and poking you and just giving you a shiteating grin when you get angry with them. oughhh i love you ragebaiting f/o's

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[wik-ships]

wedding planning with your f/o...

❤︎ would they want something specific? would you go traditional or have something more unique?

❤︎ what colour scheme would you go for? are there specific flowers or decorations you would want?

❤︎ and what kind of cake would you get? or will you have something different?

❤︎ who would you invite and what clothes would you wear?

❤︎ is there a specific playlist/song you want to have?

❤︎ and maybe most importantly, what would your rings look like? :3

dividers by suupersonic and whor3ing!!

[thebaldlover]

F/o imagines ~°★

Imagine your f/o cuddling you in the couch, nuzzling into your neck while smiling

Imagine your f/o buying you a drink at a cafe, tripping over themselves to ask if you like it

Imagine your f/o laying themselves on you, refusing to leave until you force them off

~°★

[rq-little-babyy]

your f/o wants you to shower.

your f/o wants you to eat healthy and drink water.

your f/o wants you to quit your addictions.

your f/o wants you to be nice to yourself.

your f/o wants you to have good connections with friends.

your f/o wants you to take breaks when you need them.

your f/o loves you more than anything and wants to see you healthy and well.

[wanderluffys]

tag ur selfship? (๑¯◡¯๑)

proship dni

[violetb3auty]

imagine going to the arcade with your f/o!

you have your eyes set on a plushie inside the claw machine, and you desperately waste all your tokens on the rigged machine just to not end up getting it

f/o notices this and comes to the rescue to get you that plushie

they will get you that plushie, whether wasting too much money on tokens to retry, bribing the manager with a good reason to get that plushie, it doesn't matter. somehow they will get it for you.

[spaceymindsz]

Imagine f/o cupping your face and wiping away your tears. Their fingers pads softly moving across your cheeks. They know its been hard, they know that you are struggling. They see all the hurt you are carrying and they wish they could take it all away from you. Just to give you this one moment of rest.

[wik-ships]

dressing formally with your f/o...

picking out a suit/dress (or something else...) with them... getting measured and eyeing up the different styles, sneaking glances at them while they're trying on different outfits :D

dividers by suupersonic and whor3ing!!

[rubysue1909]

[dollieclair]

basically selfshipping

[cheekycritters]

if nobody love me I know the characters love me. Can I get a hell yeah

[badyumeimagines]

imagine sliding ice cubes down the back of ur f/os shirt and watching them scream and freak out

!

[wik-ships]

hello.... i see this askbox is labeled as "requests"..... i am under the assumption that this is referring to the possibility of requesting certain "f/o imagines" for you to create and share publicly... if this assumption were to be wrong, feel free to delete this "ask"....

pray tell, if you are able, may i request egotistical f/o imagines... (more specifically, if such is allowed, in the manner an annoying streamer might be egotistical)

i thank you in advance...

hello good internet friend your assumptions would be correct... I would love to fulfil your prompt...

egotistical f/o's are the best I loooove when they're a little arrogant :D hope these were what you were looking for!! this ended up getting longer and longer i couldn't stop thinking about it :3

egotistical f/o's...

❤︎ they constantly need attention. always. prepare to spend your evenings complimenting them endlessly and being shown plaques/trophies from their accomplishments.

❤︎ they're very easily jealous. it's not that they assume you'd ever leave them - they know they're the hottest person in the room - but they don't like the thought of anyone else looking at you the way they do. only they're allowed to. they're the only one good enough!!

❤︎ they might be arrogant, but they're not totally selfish... just a little bit. they know they're hot shit, why should they act like they aren't? but they can listen when they need to, and they're willing to back down a little if you're feeling underappreciated. they're perfect after all - and a perfect person wouldn't be a bad partner. they can hold their ego at bay if it means making you happy.

❤︎ i can see the relationship going two different ways - they like the attention to be on them, but does that extend to you? maybe they like showing you off, keeping you at their side whenever they show their face in public, flashing you a cocky little grin. or maybe it's the opposite and they like to keep you a secret, posting faceless selfies of the two of you, enjoying how their friends/fans speculate... they like being the only one to have you.

❤︎ for a streamer f/o in particular maybe they have you onstream at times to play games together!! they're probably territorial though... no you can NOT join teams with some random in the lobby. they have a brand deal with the game and have their own skin, you're GOING to both match and do a couple emote together when you win!!

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[wik-ships]

touch starved f/o who never initiates. they're always watching your hands when you're nearby, silently wondering if you'll touch them. they act like it's no big deal when you finally do, but the quiet sigh they let out betrays how much they need it.

touch starved f/o who wilts when you forget to give them a kiss in the morning, never one to ask, but the second you remember they're grinning giddily as you pepper their face with kisses.

touch starved f/o who gets bold when it's just the two of you, building up the courage to rest a hand on your hip, your arm, your thigh. it's never pushy, always gentle, just a quiet reminder that you're real beside them.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!