hi i am ezra @ezruv and welcome to bad yume/selfship imagines 😁 what comes in the box is what it says on the tin; submit bad imagines to my blog and i shall post them
dont send nsfw imagines Please OK other than that go wild
Bai
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hi i am ezra @ezruv and welcome to bad yume/selfship imagines 😁 what comes in the box is what it says on the tin; submit bad imagines to my blog and i shall post them
dont send nsfw imagines Please OK other than that go wild
Bai
imagine going to walmart with your f/o and they try to buy every kind of candy there is
f/o that dyes their hair accidentally staining s/i or their belongings with hair dye
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Chasing F/O around with a broom after they misbehave
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F/O with a lot of hair leaving behind clumps of their hair all over the place
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imagine your f/o getting WAY too into a football game… like yelling and throwing things into it
Imagine wearing your f/os jacket except the scenario doesn't look like a lovey-dovey insta post as planned but instead it hasn't been washed in years so you pass out from the smell
For reference i love how postal 3 dude's coat looks but that shit prob smells like beer, sweat, cigarette, and blood (both from himself constantly getting injured and others)
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imagine your f/o falling down the stairs… now do it again
imagine trying to cuddle with your f/o but they’re so unreasonably hot you cant be under any blankets unless you want to overheat to death
imagine your f/o studying for finals
imagine you and your f/o building a model plane together but your f/o keeps getting distracted and putting glue on their hands (or equivalent appendages)
Imagine hitting your f/o with a brick to the head because they won't stop yapping about random shit
Obligatory photo of my (familial) f/o since he deserves it
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imagine walking in on your f/o laying on the floor crying, and it’s because they stubbed their toe.
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imagine your f/o losing at a kahoot and getting unreasonably upset over it
Imagine your f/o getting turned into a fly and having to put an uglyahh neon bow on them to recognize them 😿
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(I don’t really know what qualifies as bad cuz I’m stupid… so forgive me if I’m doing this wrong—)
Imagine eating ur F/O like a burger
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imagine your f/o finding you sick in your room and having no idea how to deal with a sick person so they just leave you to die