Don Lulai

Born 1999, Chicano, Confused and Full of Rage. Gone for a while from most of Tumblr. Find me on thefallencertavus again.

[ruinedchildhood]

[freshflightfeathers-deactivated]

mario is an abusive fuck

[ruinedchildhood]

He must be stopped.

[moody-n-ill]

LUIGI THROW THEM HANDS.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fuckyeahhbrandon-deactivated202]

‘It be ya own niggas sometimes’

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bettheriver]

au where kylo ren actually agrees to come with han solo and everyone just has a really tense and awkward trip home on the millennium falcon for the rest of the film

[bobakirafett]

Kylo asks Finn to move his chair up and Finn just says “No”

[ashaqrayjoy]

han and kylo aggressively switch between two EXTREMELY different types of music before breaking the sound system all together.

[mindblowingfactz]

CNN medical correspondent and neurosurgeon Sanjay Gupta saved a Marine’s life after he was shot in the head during the opening days of the invasion of Iraq. Without proper tools, Gupta performed the brain surgery with a Black and Decker handheld drill. The Marine lived. Photo : warhistoryonline.com

[thealexsomething]

Sunny Wars - #018

[rogueone]

despite what rian johnson tried to achieve with shirtless kylo ren, this was the hottest moment of the movie

[matoroblogs]

My friend bought me a Quest for the Masks card game deck as a belated Christmas present.

[hotvampireadjacent]

if you're waiting for me to take a hint

it won’t work. consider the following: i’m a dumbass

[libellulex]

just straight up tell me

[swansong-willows]

[thatdiva]

those are some strange looking fish :/

[susielesbian]

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[theballadoflhii]

The Defenders :

Luke Cage: is invulnerable

Jessica Jones: has super strength

Danny Rand: has the power of the Iron Fist

Matthew Murdock: has two sticks and determination

[odinsblog]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

[powerfulwizard]

Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[smugladies]

[saigontimemd]

That’s a perfectly normal picture of Taco Bell.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Where are my young and cute modern wizards

[gladroy-deactivated20190407]

*Clears throat*

[planethobbit]

rainbow road is so hard bc it symbolizes the struggle of the lgbt+ community. in this essay i will be-

[carolaynetran]

listens to Diego Luna sing Can’t Help Falling In Love on repeat for the rest of my life.

[heyyreene-deactivated20190514]

You can still get STD's with condoms on

HPV Syphilis Herpes

[audycordelia]

Just incase you didn’t know because most don’t 🗣

[babybuu-deactivated20180707]

This. This. This. Omfg this.

[heyyreene-deactivated20190514]

lol I made this post months ago Funny how since Usher and his herpes comes to the light that’s when Majority of y'all started caring 🤦🏾‍♀️

[stressedasperusg-deactivated201]

To add onto this…. info from someone who screens for STDs: 1. Condoms protect against fluid 2. Anything skin to skin can be contracted 3. A new form of Gonorhea has developed that is resistant to antibiotics 4. If you have unprotected sex and get BV or a yeast infection it is because your vaginal pH does not mix well with the pH of his semen 5. That means you can get HIV 6. MORE THAN HALF OF THE POPULATION HAS HERPES 7. Type 1 is usually oral (cold sores) Type 2 is genital 8. You can give someone genital herpes if you have a cold sore and give them head 9. You can give someone cold sores if have genital herpes and receive head 10. Herpes lies dormant for years sometimes so you could have gotten it 10 years ago and it just now pops up 11. Most screening sites will not test for it, unless asked, because it cause problems within a relationship 12. Untreated chlamidiya (👈🏽 I’m trying) can make you infertile

[heyyreene-deactivated20190514]

You gave the most informative add on thank you Idk wth everyone else is talking about

[haitibabyyyyy-deactivated201802]

Reblogging this again for the “I hate condom dudes”

[withyogurl]

Reblogging everytime!!!!!!!!!