they that Level at my Abuses reckon up their own

Jensen | 25 | queer | autistic | 18+ | idk man i just live here

[umulata]

He sometimes lingers when boats come into harbor

[kastrullhaj]

Young man teaching old man modern tech.

[prettypinkdork]

Categorizing the relationships First Officers have with their Captains

Spock - guy with a toddler on a leash. Very tired but there are moments of joy over his nightmare charge

Riker - the son Picard never had and never wanted. Like all mentorships it’s a little gay

Kira - rebellious lesbian daughter in need of a father figure

Chakotay - the therapy dog they give captive cheetahs to keep them from going insane

T’Pol - a dog sitter. To clarify; Archer is the dog in this scenario

[brandmeonmtv]

who you sharing a blunt with?😍🍃(star trek ds9 version)

sisko and kasidy

jadzia and worf

julian and garak

rom and leeta

miles and keiko

odo and kira

nog and jake

quark and morn

dukat and weyoun😳

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

[iamnmbr3]

why do i feel like so often in Star Trek the dynamic is:

[cityontheedgeofforever]

picard could never

[chess-blackmyre]

So no shade to Discovery or Picard but the main reason I think I’m loving Strange New Worlds is because they seem to know that yes, Star Trek is about high minded discussions of ethics, philosophy and human nature (not to mention the Drama) but it is also about Shenanigans. Tomfoolery. The kind of hijinks you’d half expect to see out of a fan fic.

Shakespeare wouldn’t be Shakespeare without the dick jokes and Star Trek just isn’t Star Trek to me without the kind of vibe where, with a straight face, the plot involves body swapping, tribbles, weird Klingon bachelor parties, sex pollen, or saving the day with the power of rock music.

[lyrifaun]

Anybody else frequently feel haunted by a specific line of episode 1 of DS9, Emissary, in which a man tries to explain the linear nature of human life to non-linear entities as they take him through his memories, attempting to understand, only to end up coming back over and over to the moment he failed to reach his wife before her death, and when he asks why they keep bringing him here they tell him “you exist here,” and he finally breaks down and admits that part of him never left this moment, and, understanding, they gently say to him:

“it is not linear.”

and he agrees

“no. It’s not linear”

…or it it just me

[quarkslobes]

the kirk vs picard war rages on when sisko is right there. he's cool dad he's black space jesus he's a 20th century novelist he's a loving husband he's lied he's cheated he's bribed men to cover up th

[youareinlovetv]

How queer is tumblr? (Gender Identity)

What is your gender identity?

Cisgender Male

Cisgender Female

Trans Male

Trans Female

Non-Binary

Genderfluid

Demigender (Demiboy/Demigirl)

Multi-gendered

Queer

Other

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[halles-comet]

it makes me so mad people won’t leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

[jagged203]

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You know how it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i wish i was just a little surprised that londoners decided it was appropriate to nickname an iconic skyscraper after a goddamn pickle

[definitely-not-sd-j]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I wouldn’t go so far as to say we were all having a good day, but my experience existing in this timeline was significantly superior 10 seconds ago when I hadn’t seen this

[dugaodna]

we called a revolutionary skyscraper with an inverted facade a fucking walkie talkie what did you expect from us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“revolutionary skyscraper”

THIS DUMB FUCK MELTED CARS! IT’S NICKNAMED THE DEATH RAY! IT CREATES WIND TUNNELS THAT KNOCK DOWN PEDESTRIANS! IT WON AN ACTUAL TROPHY FOR BEING “BRITAIN’S WORST BUILDING” DON’T REVOLUTIONARY SKYSCRAPER ME

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m so ticked off with london actually. they have a building nicknamed the CHEESEGRATER for obvious reasons, another named the SHARD OF GLASS bc it’s fucking pointy

AND THEIR CITY HALL IS A FUCKED UP CHICKEN EGG

[thecottageinthedark]

the gherkin’s full name is actually ‘the erotic gherkin’, for obvious reasons.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what. what what WHAT

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[unpardonablemonomania-deactivat]

[cloudvelundr]

... I want this on a shirt

[etakeh]

NIGHTJARS

You heard me.  

Nightjars.

They are the BEST birds.  Don’t come at me with BUT CORVIDS y’all know Corvids aren’t birds, they’re magic.

Anyway.  Nightjars.  Why nightjars, you might ask.  Well let me tell  you why.

I’ve already told you about the Tawny Frogmouth

But there is also the Great Eared Nightjar

Pennant-winged Nightjar

Standard-winged Nightjar. Yes, those are part of its wings. No, I don’t know WTF.

This oddly shaped stump.  haha tricked you!  It’s a Tawny frogmouth and baby.

Lyretail Nightjar.  again, why.  again, no idea.

Australian owlet-nightjar

Swallowtail Nightjar.  Not so fancy?  look again. that mustache.

Not into cute mustaches on birds?

Tell that to this Sickle-winged Nightjar.  

Before it cuts you down with its badass wings.

Hey another stump - wait no it’s a FROGMOUTH

I’m not the first to have come to this conclusion.  

says right there.  BEST BIRD.

Ok whatever Indian Nightjar doesn’t care what you think about it.

If you don’t agree, you can sit over there and be wrong.

[elalmadelmar]

I gotta say, so much queer intra-community horseshit dropped off my shoulders when I decided to adopt a firm policy that everyone is the expert in their own identity, the single most knowledgeable person about what it's like to live life in their own skin, and that if someone describes their experience in ways I find contradictory or paradoxical I should do them the courtesy of presuming that they are striving to express something very specific and nuanced, rather than leaping to the conclusion that they're just dumb and using words wrong.

Sure, there are some combinations of identity terms that I look at and go "hmm, I don't get how that works." I'm still a human being. But there's a big difference between not getting how something works versus insisting that it doesn't.