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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@thebassclarinetcenter
Did you name your bass clarinet? I call mine Macy. Probably a weird thing to do, but it happens a lot in my band.
sup my bass clarinet does in fact have a name.
Lance.
because Lance Bass.
get it? hahaha i hope at least one person does
ya’ll i embarrasses myself in front of my band director because social media and technology, plz send help and remind me to NEVER text my band director again
“I can literally count how many fucks I give on no hands.”
-Me (who actually gives many fucks)
{GUYS I GOT DRUM MAJOR OMGOMGOMG}
french horn: i will come to your fucking house and kill you
trumpet: okay you stupid bitch
bass clarinet: *watches as this very gay conversation bursts into flames*
ME AS A DRUM MAJOR
announcer: drum major, is your band ready?
me: prolly not but i don’t fucking care let’s go (does salute)
this is a psa
bass clarinet is pissed because trombones keep stealing her stand
“Do I look like I have time for this tomfoolery?”
-bass clarinet responding to being asked to play an f sharp scale
bari sax: hey can you help me
bass clarinet: with what
bari sax: there’s a girl i li-
bass clarinet: oh lord
“My gay best friends are the only things keeping me alive at this point.”
-one tired ass bass clarinet
bass clarinet: *insults everyone in room*
oboe: *says one mean thing under breath*
bass clarinet: *crying* fuckin stop you know i’m a gentle bean *sniff sniff*
“I’m like a little fishy.”
-the brass captain after a few hits on the bassoon’s blunt
HOLY SHIT YOUR MEXICAN AND PLAY BASS CLARINET! I am too dude!
OML YES UR A QUEEN I FUCKING LOVE YOU
“Solo and ensemble can go suck a skinny little dick.”
-me earlier apparently
tuba: you’ve got big dick energy
bass clarinet: you mean big bass clarinet energy
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER TAG FROM THIS BLOG #big bass clarinet energy
trumpet: i would like to say that-
bass clarinet: ding dong your opinion is wrong
“I’m in that “I don’t have time for your bullshit” mood.”
-any bass clarinet, all the time
bass clarinet: i’m thirsty
some dude on snare line: i have arrived my queen for your thirst
bass clarinet: *opens a coke* i think the fuck not