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baeza//23//they.them

[essence-of-armbarring]

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

[mjalti]

i don’t …like… “Know”

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[avatar-news]

Top:

“The quiet moment between Aang and Appa in this early sketch captured the epic spirit of the series that we hoped to realize.”

— words by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, early concept art for Avatar: The Last Airbender by Bryan Konietzko (2002)

Middle:

“I’ve been looking at pictures of Antarctica and wanting to paint those colors. So I did a new version of a very old concept from Avatar, one of the earliest drawings I did for the project and still one of my favorites.”

— words and digital painting by Bryan Konietzko (July 25th, 2018)

Bottom:

“We’re thrilled for the opportunity to helm this live-action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender. We can’t wait to realize Aang’s world as cinematically as we always imagined it to be, and with a culturally appropriate, non-whitewashed cast. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance to build upon everyone’s great work on the original animated series and go even deeper into the characters, story, action, and world-building. Netflix is wholly dedicated to manifesting our vision for this retelling, and we’re incredibly grateful to be partnering with them.”

— words by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko, first official concept art for the new live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender series by John Staub (September 18th, 2018)

[transautisticyaibatodo-deactiva]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[the-memedaddy]

[secretgaygentdanvers]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[moonlitmoth]

The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

[begans-deactivated20200826]

she took the strap in the divorce

[insomniac-arrest]

where’s my ghibli moment?? Not the cute one, I mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and I dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her

[alcetis]

I’m waiting for the moment I get infected by a demon boar and go on a quest to save forest gods from the industrial revolution

[slavery]

Sasuke just texted me

[valtsv]

[seeyoucowpoke-deactivated201605]

[ghostine-deactivated20151123]

If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.

[smalltalktorture]

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