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@thebeastofshadows
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}: I’m back guys! Sorry, I seriously don’t mean to keep disappearing on you guys. :{
Send “☠” for my muse to tell your’s a bad memory.
Alternately, send “☼” for my muse to tell your’s a good memory!
reblog this if your icon could kill a man
The dragoness strode quietly towards the beast, her posture and body language showing no signs of hostility. "Beast who was once a man, it has been a very long time since we last spoke" (this is Andra under a new URL by the way)
“Andra. It has been a while hasn’t it? How do you fair…well I hope?” The beast would say this, laying upon the ground in a relaxed manner, sitting up a bit when he heard the dragoness speak. She would notice that there was a cuff from a chain clutched around his left bicep, with only a single link from the silver chains hanging off.
*fierce pointing* YOU.
The beast would raise a single brow before looking down at the frog. “…Yes…it’s me…what about me?” He says this in a rather confused tone, tilting his head as to view the frog better.
I have returned.
☾ : Sleep headcanon ☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon ☼ : Childhood headcanon ☯ : Genderbent headcanon ⋆ : Sex headcanon ☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on) ♤ : Cooking headcanon ⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon ☻ : Mood headcanon ✚ : health headcanon ✿ : happiness headcanon ✖ : anger headcanon ♆ : body headcanon ϡ : mental state headcanon ღ : love or sexuality headcanon ♡ : relationship with (give name or url) † : religion headcanon ✄ : pet peeve headcanon ☂ : food headcanon ♒ : Any other question of your choosing
(via hannibalsnecropoleis)
M!As for Dicks
For anons who want to be dicks and people who want to bait anons to be dicks to their characters. Cause secretly, you're all dicks. Dicks.
Breezy: Your character is now stark naked and locked out of their home/office/car/etc.
Parrot: Your character may only communicate with one word for six hours, anon specified.
Hellspawn: Your character is now pregnant with the child of the dreaded NOTP. Must be agreed to with all parties involved.
Whiskey Courage: With the help of some alcohol, your character is now about to admit their true feelings to someone. Anon specified special someone.
Heartbeat: Your character is stricken by a sudden heart attack.
Ariel: Your character is now mute for a day.
Mistaken Identity: Your character will now be spending a night in jail due to a mistake with the local police.
Bullets: Your character has been shot. Anon may specify where and how serious the wound is.
Wolfsbane: Your character has a three day werewolf curse.
Barbra Streisand: Your character can only communicate through song for the next six hours.
Crash: Your character has been in a major auto accident.
Shrink: Your character is now thumb-sized for the next six hours.
Dark: For the next day, your character cannot see a thing.
Flesh Wound: Your character has just been stabbed. Anon may specify where and how serious.
Frank-N-Furter: Your character has switched sexes.
Scratchy: Your character has chicken pox for the day.
Discomfort: For the next three hours, your character will walk around with a permanent wedgie.
Pink Elephants: You are completely drunk and have very poor judgement for the next three hours.
Rude: Your character is suddenly very offensive for the next six hours.
Don Juan: Your character is suddenly feeling very flirty and will flirt with anyone who comes into their inbox and/or they're interested with for the next three hours.
Cowbell: You've got a fever and there's no cure but to wait it out. Your character now has a very awful case of the flu for a day.
Pick one of your muses. Fill in the questions as if you were your muse in a new post. Tag five people to do this meme~
Tagged by no one
1. What is your name? "I have many names...beast of shadows, dark fiend, lord of darkness, king of demons...hmph. But you...simply call me. Ganon."
2. What is your real name? "Ganon Dragmire. Lovely name is it not?"
3. Do you know why you were called that "My titles derive from the Hylians...though, demon king...that title resembles my status...for I rule over the darkness and the beasts who dwell within."
4. Are you single or taken? "Hmph...I'm single."
5. Have any abilities or powers? "I have many abilities. The practice of dark magic is rather handy, especially in this form. That...and the natural abilities this form possesses..the pure brute strength I have, my thickened hide...It's wonderful, heh."
6. Stop being a Mary Sue. "Who are you to tell me what to do."
7. What’s your eye color? "Gold."
8. How about your hair color? "Reddish orange. Since it's not quite just red nor just orange."
9. Have you any family members?
"...My mothers...though they were ancient when I was younger so I have no idea if they're alive...much like the rest of my people... "
10. Oh? What about pets? "I have many "pets" though I see the beasts as servants more than "pets". Considering they don't act like pets....well...except for the puppy...you can blame one of my minions for that... Hmph."
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. “That wretched hero. Hylians...well..not...ALL Hylians...but most. Light magic as well...I believe I've told you enough regarding that.”
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? "I like to make the Hylians' lives miserable...it entertains me. I also like to read my books and practice my magic.
13. Ever hurt anyone before? "Heh..heh..heh...well...I can certainly say, yes."
14. Ever….killed anyone before? "Plenty. Each one that fell deserved it too...they shouldn't have been so foolish."
15. What kind of animal are you? "...Many have said I resemble a boar..So I suppose if you must compare me to an animal you can compare me to a boar...hmph."
16. Name your worst habits. "...My habit of letting my animal instincts take over...or letting my rage control my actions. I suppose you can say those are my worst habits."
17. Do you look up to anyone at all? "There are none who are above me. Why would I look up to those bellow me?"
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? "Straight...if you must know."
19. Do you go to school? "No."
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? "Hmph..there are more important things to worry about. Though...if I ever get out of this wretched form...perhaps a lovely bride will be nice...after all...what's a king without a heir and a queen..?"
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? "Oh yes...heh. Though they're more of a fan of my humanoid state, heh."
22. What are you most afraid of? "...I fear no one and nothing. I am the one who strikes fear into others...not that other way around."
23. What do you usually wear? "Lately...nothing. Well other than my gauntlets, they're quite useful. Especially with the ...modifications I've done to them. I hope to change that in the future."
24. Do you love someone? "...That...is none of your concern..."
25. When was the last time you wet yourself? "I...don't recall ever have done that. A king never soils himself...that would be pathetic."
26. Well, it’s not over yet! " I could easily end it now...so do not test your luck."
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) "I am royalty. So obviously high class. Hmph. Though those wretched Hylians would probably say otherwise...hmph. "
28. How many friends do you have? “I have many allies...heh.”
29. What are your thoughts on pie? " It's a delicious kind of dessert, especially the fruity kind."
30. Favorite drink? "A special blend of blood and red wine, it makes for a delicous drink...I haven't came up with a name for it as of yet though...But do trust me when I say...it's very good."
31. What’s your favourite place? "My castle. It's much better now then when the Hylians were constantly around it, heh."
32. Are you interested in someone~ “...Hmph...fine..yes...but that's all I'm going to say.”
33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? "....Heh...let's just say, I'm more than you can take."
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? "Lake..why would I go so far just to swim in a body of water?"
35. What’s your type? "Hmm?...What do you mean?"
36. Any fetishes? "...You're beginning to annoy me."
37. Seme or uke? "What in the name of Din are you talking about now?"
38. Camping or indoors? "...Oh. Hmm... camping...I've never been one just to hide away ALL the time."
39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? "Hmph, more than you know."
40. Now it’s over! Tag five people: Anyone who wants to do it can do it
REBLOG if you don’t mind other muses falling in love with your muse, even when it is unrequited.
(( I did a thing. ))
Angsty Starters
"This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
"When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
"You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
"I'm giving up on you"
"I'm done with you"
"I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
"I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
"I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
"I don't want to be in love with you"
"I don't want to be in a love with a man/woman who is watching as my heart breaks for him/her and does nothing about it"
"If I needed you, would you even try to save me?"
"You would let me walk away without a fight? You coward"
"I gave you my everything... and you don't even care"
"I would die for you but you.... you wouldn't even cry for me if I did"
Our characters were ice skating on a lake that froze over, the ice under my muses feet broke and they fell in and now have hypothermia. Send me "Frozen" for my characters reaction to yours sliding into bed with them to warm them.
Skylar frowned and hugged Ganon's massive, piglike head, planting a kiss on his warm cheek.
The beast tilted his head when the child hugged his head, the beast placing a single, massive hand the child's back, not putting any pressure on him as he did so. "Do not worry young one, I am fine as you can see. It's just a mere mark now. Soon it will be barely noticeable. It is not the first time that I've had metal dig into my hide."
❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞
"You shouldn't have been listening in to a conversation that did not concern you, woman." He would say this before flattening his ears, a light growl rumbling in his throat.
'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts
❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞
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