ONEIROI

[dreamlike--reality]

[Transmission id: thebedframe]

I AM PUSHING BACK ALL MAINTENANCE CHECKS SCHEDULED IN EARLY SEPTEMBER. TIME SLOT = OCCUPIED. SILKSONG.

SILKSONG???

SILKSONG!!!!!!!????

[guiltygearofficial]

Bedman read homestuck

[thebedframe]

Ah, Romeos 8th-generation reinforced high-density bed frame. How could I forget?

Operating autonomously without Romeo or Delilah? Truly curious about that...

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[zeppsfinest]

Dear President Gabriel,

Is weed legal in the wonderous flying nation of Zepp? I am currently absolutely blazed and forgot all of my years of legal school despite passing the bar exam yesterday. I think it's the weed. I also would like to know whether I should prepare to defend myself if court if it isn't. Thank you very much great leader President Gabriel.

Sincerely, Citizen of Zepp who is currently high AF

Heh. Well, you’ve certainly set a high bar on our legal system, but yes, recreational cannabis has been legal for some time now.

Congratulations on passing the bar exam. That accomplishment certainly calls for celebration. Just remember to drink water and do not operate any heavy machinery until you’ve sobered up, soldier.

[dreamlike--reality]

Yippee another trans person!, take this commemorative rat. his name is Salami, he likes to steal hood ornaments from people's cars.

@the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina

ooookay...? thank you? i guess?

[thebedframe]

🍽

???

[thebedframe]

@aarielss (≖_≖ )

[raymondggj]

@dreamlike--reality alright me and my girlfriend are here to help ya!

[dreamlike--reality]

[Transmission id: thebedframe]

I HAVE SO MANY SUBROUTINES TO UPDATE NOW. CONGRATULATIONS NONETHELESS. IT ONLY TOOK YOU THE WHOLE MONTH.

well that's uncalled for... it's a miracle... it didn't take longer.

you know how... chronically unreflective... i can be...

[dreamlike--reality]

[thebedframe]

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[hababalooo]

where you find it?

[thebedframe]

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[dreamlike--reality]

Bedman, you are my beloved, but only after Testament

I appreciate the flattery but I think you shouldn't hold me as your "beloved". I am not... I do not believe myself to be worthy of such adoration. The crimes i have committed against humanity itself are still not forgotten. I cheated death and therefore cheated my way out of any punishment. There's a lot I need to do, and until i do those things, you should cease your love for me. i have don't nothing to make myself worthy of such devotion.

[thebedframe]

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[dreamlike--reality]

Hm... You could be fully capable of human communication if you made the effort. Are you simply too lazy to translate or is this some sort of strange personal preference?

[thebedframe]

[dreamlike--reality]

Bedman, you are my beloved, but only after Testament

I appreciate the flattery but I think you shouldn't hold me as your "beloved". I am not... I do not believe myself to be worthy of such adoration. The crimes i have committed against humanity itself are still not forgotten. I cheated death and therefore cheated my way out of any punishment. There's a lot I need to do, and until i do those things, you should cease your love for me. i have don't nothing to make myself worthy of such devotion.

[thebedframe]

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[thebedframe]

🌙!!

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[guiltygearplayernames]

[thebedframe]

Ugh… ARE YOU LEAVING EGG SHELLS EVERYWHERE???????

THIS IS AN ETERNAL TORMENTING HELL, PLEASE STOP MY SKIN BURNS AND MY THROAT HURTS!!!

IM SORRY OKAY!!!

PLEASE!!!

[ @aarielss ]

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[ghost-researcher]

Remember save your egg shells grind them up and then sprinkle them in front of every door and window in your house that should keep the bad stuff out