KON‼️‼️

[thebestalienclone]

OOC POST

Konner Kent, (Kon el) and my friends call me Kon. More recently, Konner Kent-Drake. <3

- 24 years old

- 6’1”

- happily married with three kids atm, (Peter 11 1/2 months, Dana 6 months, and Junior ((Konner)) 3 months).

I’ll @ Tim in the edit >3< : @partly-insane-birdy

Ongoing head cannons:

- Not allowed to babysit after the incident… (Dropped Peter… iykyk) ((he’s fine))

- Makes his own patches, will only wear homemade ones or gifted ones on his jacket.

- Likes to “bedazzle” things- except it’s just with spikes and studs and such.

- When he gets stressed them ADHD tendencies go into overdrive. (Forgets to eat, sleep, lose track of time, etc etc.)

- oh yeah and I’m giving him ADHD (yes I’m projecting DONT make me jump you)

- Does he care what people think of him? No. Does he care how he looks? No. But does he get ticked off by his hair all the time? Yes.

- Patience is always 0. Can’t get it? Not doing it. Bro STRUGGLES with trial and error games.

[partly-insane-birdy]

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH. MY FUCKING SKIN. IT BURNS. EVERYTHING FUCKING BURNS. FUCK THE SUN. ITS A BITCH. SUNBURNS ABSOLUTELY SUCK ASS. THIS IS WHY I DONT LEAVE GOTHAM.

[thebestalienclone]

You’re fine when I carry you up above the clouds to escape your social anxiety but you stand on the ground in the sun for a little while and you somehow boil alive. I don’t understand :(

[partly-insane-birdy]

I feel like this fuck ass meme

DESPITE THE FACT IVE BEEN CHUGGING WATER CAUSE MY THROAT FEELS LIKE A FUCKING DESERT

[thebestalienclone]

It was YOU. I have been SUFFERING for DAYS… I will exact my revenge as soon as I am no longer bed broke.

You infected me… I will never forgive this. Consider yourself lucky that a sore throat is all you have…

[partly-insane-birdy]

Homosexual?

Homiesexual?

Same thing.

[thebestalienclone]

Targeted?

[partly-insane-birdy]

Not this time, no.

[thebestalienclone]

Damn I was gonna use a pick up line but if that’s how you wanna be you can fuh a pillow I guess

[partly-insane-birdy]

Oh.. :(

[thebestalienclone]

. . .

That was an invitation you oblivious dumbass.

[partly-insane-birdy]

Homosexual?

Homiesexual?

Same thing.

[thebestalienclone]

Targeted?

[partly-insane-birdy]

Not this time, no.

[thebestalienclone]

Damn I was gonna use a pick up line but if that’s how you wanna be you can fuh a pillow I guess

[partly-insane-birdy]

Homosexual?

Homiesexual?

Same thing.

[thebestalienclone]

Targeted?

[partly-insane-birdy]

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY. FIRST THE JOKER THEN YOU? AGH.

[thebestalienclone]

Damn. Babe I think we gotta take the kids and leave 😭

[partly-insane-birdy]

I F3EL L1K3 1M E1THE3R G01NG T0 F1GHT G0D 0R JU5T FUCK1NG P4SS 0UT. AGDOAGWKQGQKZGDNS.

4nyw4ays 👍

[thebestalienclone]

*sigh* Come on, back to the nap time room… Don’t make me drag you again.

[partly-insane-birdy]

1 d0nT 3VeN kN0w wHY 1M iN jJ m3nT4LiTy, uNl35s 1tS 4 Pr3Gn4NCy tH1Ng-

[thebestalienclone]

Uhhh… hey, why don’t we go to the playroom huh? I’ll watch the kids while you… do your thing. I think Jason left some duffel bags if you wanna explore that..? Just uh . . . Let’s try to avoid fresh victims.

[partly-insane-birdy]

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[thebestalienclone]

Sure thing. Soon as a I get the little rascals to sleep I’ll come get you.

[partly-insane-birdy]

1 d0nT 3VeN kN0w wHY 1M iN jJ m3nT4LiTy, uNl35s 1tS 4 Pr3Gn4NCy tH1Ng-

[thebestalienclone]

Uhhh… hey, why don’t we go to the playroom huh? I’ll watch the kids while you… do your thing. I think Jason left some duffel bags if you wanna explore that..? Just uh . . . Let’s try to avoid fresh victims.

[partly-insane-birdy]

I've been seeing people doing fmk but I'm feeling v10L3n7 so Ima do BKT, Bitch slap, kill and torture, which is something I just thought of. Although I will be going off just looks and nothing else.

[thebestalienclone]

So what happens when your husband asks??? 😭

The best case scenario isn’t looking too good right now ya’ll </3

[partly-insane-birdy]

Base case scenario is adding one called make out if you do get mentioned.

[thebestalienclone]

NVM LETS FUCKING GO HELL YEAH I LIKE THIS GAME

[partly-insane-birdy]

I've been seeing people doing fmk but I'm feeling v10L3n7 so Ima do BKT, Bitch slap, kill and torture, which is something I just thought of. Although I will be going off just looks and nothing else.

[thebestalienclone]

So what happens when your husband asks??? 😭

The best case scenario isn’t looking too good right now ya’ll </3

[partly-insane-birdy]

((FUCK MY BRAIN. IT CRAVES HOMESTUCK. I MIGHT MAKE A EQUIUS IN GOTHAM BLOG CAUSE I NEED BE EQUIUS ON EVERY THING-

[thebestalienclone]

[partly-insane-birdy]

Are yall aware of the whale carcasses that blow up? That how I feel and not cause of the pregnancy. Because of the amount of peep marshmallows I have consumed due to the cravings. They want me dead but I also crave more.

[thebestalienclone]

Really? I feel fine but that could be because my stomach acids are basically radioactive at this point… we should test that. Anyway- go lay down. I’ll watch the kids <3

[partly-insane-birdy]

I feel as though I am about to foam at the mouth with marshmallow- So yes, I will lay down.

[thebestalienclone]

Good. Try and get some sleep maybe? I know naps feel like a waste of time to you but uh… here, have some tea. Totally unrelated to you needing to sleep.

[partly-insane-birdy]

Hmm... I feel like you're lying but I have no option but to trust you.

[thebestalienclone]

Don’t stress about it- you’ll feel better after some rest.

[partly-insane-birdy]

Are yall aware of the whale carcasses that blow up? That how I feel and not cause of the pregnancy. Because of the amount of peep marshmallows I have consumed due to the cravings. They want me dead but I also crave more.

[thebestalienclone]

Really? I feel fine but that could be because my stomach acids are basically radioactive at this point… we should test that. Anyway- go lay down. I’ll watch the kids <3

[partly-insane-birdy]

I feel as though I am about to foam at the mouth with marshmallow- So yes, I will lay down.

[thebestalienclone]

Good. Try and get some sleep maybe? I know naps feel like a waste of time to you but uh… here, have some tea. Totally unrelated to you needing to sleep.

[partly-insane-birdy]

Are yall aware of the whale carcasses that blow up? That how I feel and not cause of the pregnancy. Because of the amount of peep marshmallows I have consumed due to the cravings. They want me dead but I also crave more.

[thebestalienclone]

Really? I feel fine but that could be because my stomach acids are basically radioactive at this point… we should test that. Anyway- go lay down. I’ll watch the kids <3

[thebestalienclone]

Just chugged four monsters and a rockstar cuz I ran out, I’m gonna see if I can fly any faster now. . .

I can taste colors

[itz-or-el]

Does blue taste good? I bet is the best one.

[thebestalienclone]

It was actually! Although I don’t think I can taste colors anymore I do believe I wrote it down? It’s just hard to read my handwriting. It looks like I had a stroke while writing it… which I might have honestly. I don’t remember.