Hello! Wallis's Assistant here!

I saw everyone else getting these things and so i thought I may as well too?

[thebestassistant]

WELCOME BACK! YOU WERE GONE FOR A WHILE, its nice having you back online ^^

yeah, uh, kind of wondering why i bothered to ask tumblr why i got my account terminated, but. i guess i'm back?

[thebestassistant]

oh if he moves then you two could hang out all the time! wouldn't that be great? after all he seems strong enough to take out anyone after you all

you'd have him fight the entire fucking government again? this soudns so fucking selfish i don't even know where to start, what the hell

If he moves... he moves?

like... that's all there is too it. I'm not currently in Gloomverse, and it'd be cool to hang but i don't see that happening any time soon. things are chaotic for the both of us

[thebestassistant]

So... what if Noctil tries to move to Gloomverse after this? After all Stratoverse doesn't seem great right now...

if that's what he chooses to do, that's his own prerogative. i'll wish him the best if it's what he does.

[thebestassistant]

Hey, how're you doing? I'm a bit worried about you since you're close to noctil and all and he isn't doing great right now

I'm just... relying on the fact i know you guys just like to watch us exist... it's your soap opera, isn't it? so... i'm sure, at the very least, he'll survive.

[thebestassistant]

how does it feel to lose against pi

honestly i've been sabotaged and i can't believe he'd betray me like this

[animatedtext]

[thebestassistant]

In exchange for info I offer an M!A to give you 2 boxes of Jasmine Tea

do you think i'm incapable of going to the store or something? I've already restocked

And honestly i'm over it, because it it won't last anyways

[thebestassistant]

does Wallis have an active blog? I want to ask him how hot he thinks he is

God i hate you guys

[thebestassistant]

Completely objectively how hot IS Wallis? We know it's part of his brand to be hot but scale of 1-10

[thebestassistant]

So.. how're you holding up?

I've adjusted to the facts and stuff physically, but it's... still a lot, and feels unreal. I'd just... like to remember.

[thebestassistant]

1- You know some dragons 2- You got possessed by a second starfish 3- You found out etunia is secretly a stratoversian spy

...three is the most unbelievable option

[thebestassistant]

So, still traumatised by starfishes ?

Stop talking about it! i get it must have been a long while ago now but it was maybe a month ago for me!

[thebestassistant]

(1) you figured out how purple used magic without a wand (2) Wallis actually calls you by name (3) Harold and Wallis have matching limbs

well point two i've uh, seen happena nd it was confusing.... point one i feel is more plausible than point three...

[thebestassistant]

1- between you, Wallis and Harold, there is only one foot

2- you know Wallis’ magic

3- you tried on a friend’s clothes

Did i figure him out? no way, fuck, i have to pay attention all over again don't i if so

[thebestassistant]

Knock knock

who’s there?

[greenbloodedskink]

Needle

[thebestassistant]

needle who

[greenbloodedskink]

Needle little help there ?

[thebestassistant]

i think i’m good right now

[thebestassistant]

2 truths 1 lie: your IV was a fun color liquid. you have two feet. the dark overlord is among us

i don't like how obvious this one is

[thebestassistant]

Knock knock

who’s there?

[greenbloodedskink]

Needle

[thebestassistant]

needle who