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day 1: daddy doesn't love me

Day 1: My poor excuse of a son actually gets something right.

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i love you, o great person i don’t actually know, you are truly godlike in your mannerisms and appearance and i look up to you.

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"...!"

"Well, now, if you insist on holding a conservation with me..."

#Talk to me! Appreciate the best!#(god bless ron delite)#cinnamonron

je-suis-florent

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"That’s a VERY disagreeable face you’re making. Whatever’s the matter?"

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"Nothing is the matter! I am the best, so I always feel like the best! ...Do I even know you?"

#je suis florent #( iT'S A-OK FRiend don't worry )

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i am here

"...Praise me first."

#Call me your god. Now.#cinnamonron

zakgramarye

the most important post of our generation

#THERE I AM #{ the best }#{ unimportant people }

#...It's not like I miss my father or anything.#And it's not like I'm really lonely.#...aND IT'S NOT LIKE I REALLY WANT ATTENTION OR ANYTHING...

lordblackquill

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“Oh, I get dark, oh and I’m in hell I need a friend, oh but I can’t yell Yeah, I’m no good, no good to anyone 'Cause all I care about is being number one”

#{ the best }#OOOO TAHTS MY JA M

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"Mister..what is with that stick? Are you secretly a magician? Oooh, I know a magician! She likes to stuff her papa’s badge into her magic panties!"

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"A magician? Of course not! Even if I were secretly a magician, I wouldn't say so because it'd be a secret!"

"...Wait. Why would... the magician put a badge into their panties? ..Why would she put anything in he panties?"

#thIS IS SO LATE I'M SO SORRY I'M SUPER SORRY I HAVE NO EXCU SE #charmingjinxie

i'll have to reply to that tomorrow since parental controls has like a minute left >_>;; but i'll be sure to!!

#loss of perfection #i'M SorrRY

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// *passes torches and pitchforks*

#loss of perfection

real talk though we need to band together and destroy bansai ichiyanagi

#loss of perfection

your father was a huge a-hole. you know that, right?

"How… How can you even SAY that to me?!”

“My father was... no, IS a wonderful man! He may have been hard on me, and he may have had his own methods of doing things, but my father always came through! He is an extraordinary individual, and--"