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Fathom: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Turtle, he's perfect. Turtle: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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Orca: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Albatross. Albatross: Hey, fuck you.

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Turtle: I’m sad. Fathom: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Fathom: And das not good.

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Turtle: When will Ted himself…finally show up to the talk? Fathom: The final boss. Orca: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Turtle: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Fathom, panicking: What are we gonna do?! Orca: Blame you?

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Turtle: The time to act is now. Turtle: Wink, wink. Albatross: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. Turtle: Oh, sorry. Turtle: Wink.

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Orca: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Fathom: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Turtle: *looks down at his watch* Turtle: Now, how do you know that?

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Orca: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong. Albatross: *Sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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Shawn: (The criminal) probably had a trained monkey. Lassie: What? Shawn: Like in the Wizard of Oz Gus: Shawn, those were genitically modified and slaves to the Wicked Witch of the West. Shawn, who has seen Wicked in person: Gus. Gus no

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Turtle: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Orca: Yea, I could drink legally! Orca: And I could hang out with the boys! Fathom: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Albatross: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

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Orca, to someone that angered her: *Holds two middle fingers* Fathom: Can’t say I’m surprised… Albatross: Yeah, flip em off, Orca! Turtle, confused: *Holds one middle finger* Fathom and Albatross, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Albatross: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Orca: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?