Randy Meeks, self proclaimed the most knowledgeable horror film survivor in the entire town of Woodsborro (ONLY I CAN KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE THESE THINGS!!!)
DONT EVER FORGET THE VERY IMPORTANT RULES AND FORMULAS OF HORROR MOVIES! (Looking at you, Stu..)
(//ooc please no sexual asks!!! OC interactions are welcomed as long as Im given context lol)
She wishes she had hair like Dolly Parton but is also really grateful she doesn't
she has really dry lips most of the time and has to reapply chapstick a few times a day and that's why she has the lip bite thing its js muscle memory
both her and Sidney both cheese hard as hell when they're happy
She is the biggest "I know a place...." then its either the most beautiful most majestic place every or you gen think she's js trying to take you away from civilization to kill you like why are we in a tunnel in the middle of the forest and why did we have to slide down mountains and cross lakes to get here
she has so much holiday spirit but shes veerrrryyy slightly embarrassed to show it
she has like 8 billion earrings all for different occasions
Everytime she feels bad about herself she thinks about that one time Sid told her she looked like Marylin Monroe and gets so giddy she could jump up in the air and click her heels together
can and enjoys running in heels (she likes to flex)
Sidney wore her first pair of heels in tatums house and tatum helped her stand
picks at her scalp when shes nervous
She likes to cuddle but in really weird ways I can't explain you just have to imagine it
Repeats her favorite lines in the movies she watched like a billion times and nobody but Sidney (maybe randy) knows what she's talking about
probably has a hippie cousin that she likes to hang out with
likes making her stuffed rabbit do little dances (canon)
One grade level every time someone would ask her to sign their yearbook she'd put "-The tooth fairy" and thought she was so silly
makes her friends do face masks every sleepover and lets them pick out the little spa headbands
had a pet bunny when she was little, but she knew she couldn't take care of it and it always looked so sad, so she gave it back
got most of her jewelry from her grandmother or her great grandmother
talks to herself A LOT and gets really embarrassed and mad when someone yells out "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?"
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Randy also talks to himself a lot or goes days without doing it (hes charging up his yap)
Randy owns a computer and Billy and Stu rlly only go to his house to play games on it with him (he puts on the easy difficulty so they don't crash out)
jump scares everyone at least once a week
watches lots of ghost hunting series and constantly debunking every 5 seconds until he gets so mad he just turns it off he cannot handle this rage bait he knows string when he sees it
him and Billy both are canonical NERRDDSS but him and Billy used to (still kinda) have a dinosaur obsession and would spend most of their time together talking about them together and later in life both HATED Jurassic Park bc of how inaccurate it is compared to what would've been the real reptiles/birds/animals/idk what to call them
can't keep using the same voice for longer then 5 minutes
uses sarcasm 67% of the time but people think he's being 100% serious
either talks too quiet or too loud no inbetween
lowk shit hearing a lot of the time and says "HUH?" a lot but it sounds like he's saying "HAH?"
immediately assumes he's dying every time he gets a random pain in his side
can wiggle his eyebrows around and does it to fuck with people
likes when people touch him (not like that💔) and consensually pls💔
steals Billy's and Stu's rings bc he doesn't know where to buy them (he doesn't wanna he has better things to do he has BUSINESS fr)
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT WATER PRESSURE☝️" head ahh (nobody will get this reference)
was bullied for having mostly female friends up until high school
fucking hates Judge Judy with a burning passion
used to babysit and still accidentally talks to people like they're little kids sometimes "yeah is it yummy in ur tummy?" "tf did u js say to me" "forget i said that nvm💔"
used to doodle in his schoolwork a lot and sometimes cut pieces of his artwork out until one of his teachers got unreasonably mad about it
takes a lot of his comebacks from movies and tv shows
first sleepover at Stus house he was in 3rd grade and tried pulling his first all nighter because he was convinced he'd wake up on Stus dining room table Texas Chainsaw Massacre style if he fell asleep like bro was fully convinced Stu would kill him in his sleep (he passed out at 8 bc he wasn't built different like he thought he was💔I will not elaborate on am or pm bc its funnier that way)
sometimes rewears the same outfit every day until someone tells him to stop
chat let me know if u want more.......i got more....