Clémentine 🍊

just a worm typing on the computer!

[thebigworm]

NEED MOLD

anyone got any MOLD for sale? i want to decorate my new house i bought last month, looking for some cottagecore vibes. i've been throwing big buckets of water on ALL of my walls every single day since i moved in and i've also been leaving rotten food in the corner of the rooms but my cats just keep on eating it and no mold is visible yet, only a slightly unpleasant smell is spreading. please i am ready to pay MONEY for BIG AMOUNT OF MOLD. i want my walls to be COVERED IN MOLD. i am very impatient. thank you.

[thebigworm]

Who would you pick?

If it was your birthday and you could have one special guest, who would you pick?

Who would you pick????

the leader of a right extremist party

a tied up submissive man who only meows

soundcloud rapper that was found tweakin on the streets (might be violent)

Voting ended onMay 15

asking for our friend's upcoming birthday party. your answers will define how her special day will turn out! :D

[thebigworm]

if only i was a man, old, bald or at least with advanced balding, bad posture and speaking with a strong British accent, eating cheese and crackers all day….

[thebigworm]

right now i should be a british man, around 83 years of age, experiencing the taste of cheese and crackers once again

[thebigworm]

i really wish i was a super old british man and eat cheese all day

[thebigworm]

when i was i kid i wished pokemons were real so now i have this old man i keep in a plastic bag that i release at night to fight other old men. When he is done beating the old men he goes back in the plastic bag where he is not fed.

thanks for giving us dreams Satoshi Tajiri!

[thebigworm]

yesterday before sleep i got on this weird youtube playlist and i was like damn are those actual bloody dead corpses 😂 thought i was gonna get nightmares but turns out i dreamt that my workplace turned into a petshop and i had to raise the clown fishes they were so colorful and fun 🙂but when i have a good day i get nightmares about going bald with enormous red pimples on my cranium

[sheishine]

Insects (2024).

昆虫たち (2024)。

[thebigworm]

on the bus rn. my inner voice has a strong british accent and reminds me with excitement that i am eating potatoes tonight. life is full of wonderful things!

[thebigworm]

how would you react to waking up no penis (genitals disappear mysteriously)

scratch scratch scratch scratch til it bleeds

transcendental meditation

on the street. trynna look for someone with a spare pnis and a bit of kindness

make everything else disappear (you submerge yourself in acid)

Voting ended onJul 13, 2025

[thebigworm]

Prank idea

We got to find a way to replace EVERY porn video to ever exist with a video of a fish getting k*lled in a blender without telling anyone. Imagine, one sunday morning, 62 year old Jon wakes up and gets naked in front of his computer, finds his favourite incestuous porn video (the thumbnails are the same) then BOOM. FISH GETTING BLENDED

He watches a fish in a blender turning into a smoothie, all that while he's naked. What a shame!!!! He quickly tries to click on another video of the same kind then

FISH DYING IN A BLENDER

Jon cries. It is the first time in decades Jon has felt something other than lust. And this sadness, as deep as it is, is beautiful.

[thebigworm]

went out for work this morning and found this strange paper on my balcony …..

guess it’s one of those cryptic notes summer! can’t wait to receive more

[thebigworm]

god hates us bc why is he watching us get changed like he is watching us get naked god is so weird and gross lowkey a groomer ……

[thebigworm]

i miss my old minecraft houses i would make when i was like 8 yo

pink wool houses 🙂

they burned like everything is going too because e god hates us

[thebigworm]

donmt let the caterpillars grt you. they hypocrites

[thebigworm]

LET THEM HORSES GET HUMAN FINGERS

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying