Bisexual Wizard

I love pondering orbs and spellcasters of all genders. He/him

[thebisexualwizard]

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

[thebisexualwizard]

I feel fine I think? All good

[thebisexualwizard]

ribbit. Ribbit ribbit

[thebisexualwizard]

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

[thebisexualwizard]

I feel fine I think? All good

[thebisexualwizard]

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Was it a fae in disguise?

[thegreatshaggylord]

Even worse, what if it's a walrus in disguise?

[thebisexualwizard]

Wise words, I will ponder the orb to be certain of their wizardness

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

[thebisexualwizard]

if I was still allowed to own a car I would certainly have these on the bumper, but alas… The Curse ruins my hijinks once again!!

[thebisexualwizard]

in my tower after a long day of casting spells and brewing potions, pondering about how I simply wish to be loved

Alas :(

[thebisexualwizard]

When the pondering orb shows thee a notice alerting ye of bewitching spellcasters in thine kingdom