The Bitter Barista

Death before decaf. Or extra hot. Or nonfat.

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dorkfacegirl:

hahahaha factual

[pretentiouscoffee]

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

Bob Irwin (via pretentiouscoffee)

[aprostamd-blog]

“Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.” -Aprosta MD Certified Coffee Addict

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