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FR EN // 20 i love everything, i love to be around money, a daughter of negative equity, a child of black wednesday, this is sarah nixey talking!

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Do you believe in love at first sight?

Do you believe in fate?

I believe the good things

Only come to those who wait

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queendom 2 may have been a total shit show but we got arguably one of the best songs: tell me now. i can remember facetiming my friend while watching basically every episode and to this day i question why a veteran like hyolyn was alongside such rookies like KEP1ER?!

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i can remember in my last year of highschool i was at the top of the third floor and this one guy behind me tripped and basically sandwiched me and we apparently both dramatically rolled down the entire flight of stairs, i just remember hitting my head on the wall and passing trh hell out

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highschool in the UK was rough because in year 11 why did our schooldays run 7.15-15.50

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my first ever whole house mad incident was when i was 13 and my mother was getting some clothes in from the garden because it started to HAIL. i grabbed the clothes from her and she hurried to pull the pegs from the line. i dumped the clothes over the arm of a chair and ran to her with the tin we put pegs in. she puts the pegs in the says ‘pass me the tin’. i do so. she drops this metal tin and pegs fly across the conservatory. our cat LEAPS out of the chair and in the process knocks over the clothes rack. it makes such a loud bang he tries to hide under the sofa and gets stuck. by this point i am fucking howling. i go to pull kitty form under the sofa. apparently the bang and laughter sounded like a fucking home invasion so my stepdad RUNS down the stairs half dressed and slips on a sock which fell off the chair while i flung the clothes on. now, kitty is in the centre of the living room washing his balls, my mum is picking up pegs, the clothes rack is layed haphazardly on the floor, my stepdad is on the floor half laughing half yelling and i am literally on the floor gasping for air. this all happened within 20 seconds

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anyone other girlies with curly hair went through the bob phase and never cut it again? just me? ok. from shoulder length to hip length, i am 150cm so it is a bit disproportionate

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i don’t care what anyone says but i very since i stopped taking medication im no longer numb and i love it. yes the whole point was so i wasn’t so anxious and depressed but intense feelings of joy heavily outweigh the small bouts of sadness i feel, being numb was horrible, almost all my photos ages 13-17 i just look sad and empty

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idk if anything will ever give my boyfriend the ick because i once threw up actual bile onto his legs and he didn’t freak out 😅😅😅😅????????

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my cat always gets on me when i need to get up… bro, MOOOOOVE

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when i was younger i went to alton towers with my bsf, boyfriend and three other friends. we went on front row: thirteen, rita, oblivion and smiler and i had never been so scared. i took 3 anti sickness pills prior to and somehow was safe just had cotton mouth

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p4r oh my god i’m so ready P6 AS WELL?!?

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i once returning from a sleepover to my bedroom smelling like zoflora aka suffocation, so i ask my mother, ‘mother, have you done a deep clean?’ to which she responds to my inquiry, ‘no darling the cat took a shit on your bedroom floor’

🫩

well yes this was prompted after me finding a bottle of zoflora

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was crocheting and got a nosebleed on my white yarn.. sigh

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hi. i love black box recorder and have some for many years. here are some of my genuine foolproof recommendations

the format here will be name of album then song name

slower songs

England made me — girl singing in the wreckage

England made me — england made me

England made me — it’s only the end of the word

England made me — uptown top ranking (COVER!!)

England made me — watch the angel not the wire

England made me — wonderful life

The facts of life — french rock n roll

The facts of life — goodnight kiss

The facts of life — gift horse

Passionoia — i ran all the way home

Passionoia — when britain refused to sing

FYI: england made me has most the slower songs.

upbeat / fast paced

These are the things — land of our fathers

England made me — I C one female

England made me — kidnapping an heiress

England made me — brutality

England made me — lord lucan is missing

The facts of life — the facts of life

The facts of life — weekend

The facts of life — the english motorway system

The facts of life — the art of driving

The facts of life — sex life

Passionoia — the new diana

Passionoia — these are the things

Passionoia — Andrew ridgley

5 most underrated

Passionoia — andrew ridgley

Passionoia — these are the things

England made me — lord lucan is missing (when they performed this as an encore i cried tears of happiness not even joking)

The facts of life — goodnight kiss

These are the things — land of our fathers

happy black box recorder-ing. prior lana del rey we had sarah nixey ( this is sarah nixey talking…. MIDI’d up and into the groove!!)

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in highschool statistics class, we had 3 girls and 20 boys in my class. it was VERY smelly. we girls became separated from the boys. on our own desk about 6 foot away from the closest table of boys because they would literally fart on each other, throw stink bomb and get all up and personal before burping in their face. i left that class with an average of 95% and a sense of smell which will never recover

i was in more male dominated classes like engineering and an additional maths class (idk the word but it’s basically some baseline university maths) and they were honestly so so smelly. all of them.

let’s compare to performing arts with 20 girls and 5 boys which smelled like vanilla and happiness <33

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in highschool i did performing arts and my group was me and my three bsfs. we decided to do a play around me, a very unreliable narrator who is in psychosis and my other friend who was another patient. one person was sane aka the doctor. we finally perfected this 15 minute long performance and were predicted 55/60 marks each, YES! as a joke, we go into a rehearsal room and say let’s use physical theatre! we devise a plan. we run on stage, bow, one dances to footloose, two to gangnsm style and i do the worm. this was funny until we realised an older students was watching us through the door with actual HORROR on his face