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ā”The last BUFF unicorn! I rewatched The Last Unicorn and got inspiredā”
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NEW VILLAINOUS AU!
VICE!
The best and the worst crew in all of Miami!
1.Light Hat, owner of The Hat club, a total sleazy rich business man who has a fondness for drugs, smut, and crime. He grants favors for the scumbags of Miami in return that said scumbags do him a āfavorā he never specifies as soon but Vices do come with prices! Andā¦.. the price is heavy.
2. Euphoria, Bouncer, Escort, Dancer, Bartender and Waitress. This girl does everything! And i do mean everything. Well⦠Everything Light Hat asks her to do, dispose bodies, manage the more wealthy patrons, she is the best at what she does and does a whole lot more than whatās in her job description⦠Things tend to get very messy in every context.
3. Dr.Turp, Manager of the Hat Club, total stick in the mud with a certain pent up frustration. This poor nerd never gets the action he wants! But that doesnāt mean his job isnāt any less action packed! He delivers orders from Light Hat to the crew when hes to busy to say them himself! He is very close with Euphoria when it comes to disposing of bodies! Though.. as a matter of the location of where to dispose them is always a mystery..
4. (5.0) the clubās cuddliest, softest bouncer! Scopes out potential deals for light and protects the crew as best as he can, being not only immortal, but completely bulletproof! For when the deals go wrong. He has seen a lot and can keep his muzzle shut.
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Peering at the tablet, Black Hat read the offered documentation, intrigued by the factual information provided. It was somewhat less colourful than the manās blog, but it did provide another perspective on matters. āHmm, I see... It may be out of date, but the pertinent details remain, and I do not believe I am making a mistake in involving you.ā That was... probably as close as he was getting to a direct compliment right then. A slight smile on his face, Black Hat passed him his tablet back. āAnything else?ā
āHeheh, not bad~ā
" Sir black hat, I've been wondering if I could perhaps purchase a robot or maybe some sort of item. To destroy my enemies.. They often say I won't amount to anything as a villain or a hero.. "
āYouāre of course free to browse our selection. Flug informs me that our online catalogue is sortable by price and by category, if that helps.ā
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"IM GOING BACK TO 5-0-5 IF ITS A SEVEN HOUR FLIGHT OR A FORTY FIVE MINUTE MINUTE DRIVE" dem please its to loud to be singing arctic monkeys this late at night.
Rolling up his pyjama sleeves, Flug grumbled under his breath as he went in search of Demencia. āI was actually asleep for once, knock it off!ā
LICKS BLACK HAT. "Tasty!" -Dem
Spluttering slightly, Black Hat papped at her, making vaguely feline sounds of protest.
Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)
What had Carlos intended to say, he wondered? Something interesting? Perhaps that he was tempted... Heh, it amused him that Carlos thought heād be abashed by such a reprimand, though, and he chuckled slightly. āWell, since you have such things, perhaps youād care to show them to me now?ā He suggested, deciding to simply gloss over the notion that he may have been hasty or impulsive. Heād noticed the Literal Rock Band thread, but as far as he could tell, it seemed plausible. Odd, but plausible.
Demencia burst into Black Hat's office"IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK IM SEXY COME ON Babyy...." She slooowly got on the ground, out if breath. "Tell me soooooo......" Exhausted lizard mom "babe youre gonna have to look up the rest of the song im spENT"-Dem
With a startled squawk, Black Hat fell out of his chair, having been somewhat surprised by the sudden onslaught of sound. Then, chuckling slightly, he got up and made to lift Dem into his arms. āHeheheh... are you alright?ā
The taciturn nature of the social worker was, to be honest, really not helping - how was he supposed to know if he was doing things right? ...Perhaps that was intentional, to try to catch him out? He wouldn't be surprised... Well, at least she wasn't outright causing trouble, it seemed. The children's reactions to her drew concern from him, though, which showed a little in his expression. What could she have said to them? When she ended up in his office with him, asking after how he felt they were coping, he gave the question serious consideration. "Well, we had a bit of a slow start. Tanya in particular was inclined to distrust anyone taking charge of her and Dave, from what I can tell. Over time, I believe they've both warmed to their new home, and come to trust me more. I'm doing my best to keep an eye out for any issues that may arise, and I'm prepared to ask others with more parenting experience than I if necessary."
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Black Hatās eyes narrowed uncertainly, bemusement mingling with concern in his expression. It didnāt feel as though he was being lied to, but⦠he wasnāt sure everything was alright, all the same. āAlright⦠but why can I smell blood?ā At least, he thought it was blood. āDid you get hurt somehow?ā He added, a note of concern in his voice as well now. He wouldnāt put it past James to get hurt and not think bringing it to anyoneās attention was important. He drew closer, but not too rapidly, conscious that he might spook the other.
James didnāt have any excuses he could muster up, could he tell him the truth? Lying wouldnāt get him anywhere at this rate, this was Black Hat.
āI-⦠made a friend. His name is John Doe, he tracked down one of the guys who⦠did this to me.ā James admitted quietly, his hand raising to touch his scars, obviously self conscious of them.
āI donāt know why, but something snapped. I beat the guy while he was tied down, now heās in custody. John says heās trying to help me out, and it did feel liberating doing what I did butā¦. in the eyes of the law that was wrong. Now I donāt know what I should do, all I know is heās looking to help me⦠least thatās what he says.ā
Quietly, Black Hat listened to what James had to say, neither staring at the scars nor avoiding eye contact. It sounded to him as though this John Doe fellow was either trying to manipulate his friend, or oblivious to potential emotional consequences. Honestly, he wasnāt sure which would be more dangerous to James, but it wasnāt as though trying to forbid him to meet John would have any form of positive reaction.
āHonestly, I can understand why youād snap like that.ā He began, keeping his tone level as he responded. āIāve been there myself, as have many on both sides Iāve interacted with - so let me tell you, it doesnāt mean that thereās anything wrong with you as a person.ā He was kind of worried that James would internalise such a possibility, so he figured he should head that one off. ā...How do you feel about what happened now that the moment has passed?ā
"Not so far, though I imagine they'll try sooner or later. Better to be prepared rather than assume it won't happen." He responded, not recalling any incident regarding the lab when he thought about it. It was really rather hard to tell what she thought about what he was saying, or what she was seeing, but he tried not to let it deter him. It wasn't really a comfortable feeling, though. "They do indeed." He agreed, feeling uncertain if he was supposed to say more. "The nearest bathroom is this way, just a few doors down." At least he knew that the bathrooms were all up to scratch. His tastes ran to the luxurious but usable, after all.
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Had that stare belonged to a hero, or even a soldier, Black Hat would have felt more comfortable with the situation. That would have been something more familiar, something he knew how to handle. This, though ā this was an ordinary civilian staring him down as though he was the one who ought be intimidated, and he wasnāt entirely sure how to handle that.
He stared back, glad that at least heād been able to get used to having both eyes in use before she showed up, and raised a brow at her. āGreetings, Miss Kennith⦠I would imagine it was a better decision than labelling them āunadoptableā.ā He commented, his tone slightly arch. He was aware that a significant number of his possessions would be classified as unsafe for children, but thankfully he had had help determining which those were, and where to stow them. James in particular had been particularly helpful in that regard.
The door shut on its own behind her as she stepped in, though with rather more decorum than the slams common to horror movies, and Black Hat inclined his head slightly to one side. āThatās a lot of questions at once, and you only just through the door.ā He commented, withdrawing something resembling a sheaf of paper from his coat pocket and offering it over to her. āFortunately, I was informed youād be interested in such things, and prepared some notes on a few such subjects. There is a degree of fluidity to their schedule, both to allow for unforeseen circumstances and to prevent them from feeling stifled, but the essentials remain regardless.ā
He paused, briefly wondering whether he should lead her in any particular direction, but decided that her priority appeared to be the queries sheād posed. āIāve done my research on what forms of nutrition human children require, and in what quantities ā their meals are centred around these, and utilise the freshest available ingredients. As for snacks⦠I tend to bake things, cookies being an example, but there are only so many of these present at any one time, preventing anyone from gorging on them.ā
Other details pertaining to when they slept and ate, bathed and the like were listed in terms of approximate timeframes in the notes heād provided ā Flug had provided references for texts theyād looked up recommendations from, in a moment of anxious fretting that she might think they were pulling all this out of their rears. While it was clear that they were new to this kind of accountability, it was hopefully also clear that they were trying to do this properly, and perhaps with less deliberate obstruction than might have been a concern.
Taking out a notepad the seemingly strict woman took a few notes, tucking the sheet into her pocket after giving it he once over. His comments only brought a slightly raised brow as she observed the lobby, marking the odd thing on her notepad before making her way to the stairs before waiting for him,Ā āCould you show me their room and any facilitates they currently use in your home? I also understand you have a laboratory here⦠do they have access to it?ā
Watching her carefully as she took notes, Black Hat strode with the same easy appearance of confidence as usual, doing his best to not let on that it was at least partially an act. āI could indeed. Their room is this way - and by facilities, am I to take it you mean bathrooms? They only have limited access to the laboratory, and that under supervision from Dr Flug. In the event of them managing to sneak in, the Hatbots are prepared to gently escort them somewhere else, such as the living room.ā
(Iām sorry Iāve been gone so long guys, Iāve had a range of issues both technical and not, but Iām back now and on a far less shoddy computer. At this point, Iām not entirely sure where I left off, and if thereās something I need to reply to, please feel free to let me know. I may find it anyway, but it would help. Thank you)