Well, she did it again, she pissed off the scientist. At least... she thought she did, how else would she have ended up in a city she didn't recognize, where the cars looked old and there were no obnoxious hipsters taking pictures of their food and uploading it to social media... From what the villainess could remember, she fell asleep after ripping up a few blue prints.. And apparently she was sent through time to sleep on the sidewalk, rude.
She kept getting weird looks and glances, with everyone speaking in full english it was safe to say she wasn't in hatsville anymore.. She shot back nasty glares and scary faces, then again it was the 1960's, vibrantly colored hair, torn clothing and mis-matched clothes were probably considered some weird taboo that she was some kinda hippy.. or hobo... there wasnt a difference to her. What she wanted to know if she could break her record of conquering the world in less than a week and 2 hours 45 minutes and 12 seconds.
She wandered until she came to a highway overpass, step one into conquering the world, make yourself look like a threat. She sat on the sidewalk and reached i to her hair, pulling out a few random items, one was a baby alligator, another was a stick of dynamite, tjen a can of paint, and a pack of gum. She stuffed the alligator into her hair and shoved the entire pack of gum into her mouth, paper wrappings and all, she chewed and took a hold of the paint can, ripping off the metal handle with brute strength and driving it through the bucket, green paint, her favorite. This is how it wouldn't roll too much
She spat the wad of gum into her hand and stuck the dynamite into it then shoving the wad onto the bucket. Messy! She lit the stick of dynamite and held the explosive in her hands like it was a pineapple, waiting. A few people were starting to freak out, some even rushing to call the police. Sweet.
She waited, she wanted to wait for something special, a gas transport truck, a shipping truck! Food transport! Something to make a big mess! Rather than just a big hole in the ground with paint splattered everywhere. Instead she tossed it down on am RV and watched it explode, a massive pile up forming beneath her and she fell to the ground laughing like an immature little kid. "Aww man that was priceless! Flug did you see-- oh..." she forgot, she wasn't in hatsville anymore!
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