TBP Incorrect Quotes @theblackphone-incorrectquotes - Tumblr Blog

Small bit of info before I get into our beloved incorrect quotes:

-While this blog is mostly lighthearted, it may contain the following triggers: death, suicide, kidnapping, abuse, and bullying.

-This blog will include the headcannon that after Finney escaped the basement, the ghosts got stuck with him. So they just kinda follow him around until he dies lol.

-This blog will contain Finney not being completely mentally well after he escapes because a 13 year old would 100% suffer mentally after something like that. So there will be jokes/mentions of him not taking care of himself, wanting to die, etc.

-This blog will include both platonic and romantic finbin (and occasionally brance), all other relations are platonic.

-This is a secondary blog so that's why I never respond to comments and what not, I promise I'm not ignorin' everyone lol.

-Might accidentally post the same quote twice without realizing it because I have a really bad memory. Idk if I've done it yet but don't be surprised if it happens eventually.

Vance: I sometimes wonder how you all got to where you are.

Robin: I saw you try to turn on a light switch five times before you realized it was already flicked up the other day.

Vance: And I saw you trying to push the same pull door on three consecutive days. My statement remains.

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Griffin: I have a science headcannon.

Finney: A what?

Billy: He means a hypothesis.

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Finney: Vance, if you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance.

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Vance: Hey, Griffin, want an edible?

Bruce: Excuse me?

Vance: I'm just trying to push drugs onto our son.

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Vance: It literally says diazepam- do you know what that shit is?!

Billy: I'm trying to be helpful, you know. Trying to potentially save lives. But fine. Don't be calm and eat your parents. Knowing your temper they'll be gone by dinner time.

Vance: What the fuck.

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Griffin: I wish I had three toes.

Vance: ...

Griffin: ...

Vance, sighing: Why, Griffin? Why do you want three toes?

Griffin: So I could have grippy parrot feet.

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Ghost!Billy: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Vance: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Finney: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.