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I made a stragetic mistake making this post because this is going to sit in my queue for two whole years. I have no idea what kind of person I’ll be in two years. Frankly I’m not sure tumblr will still exist in two years. But until then every time I log in I’ll get to look at my not empty queue and think back to today, when I decided ‘lets make a joke who’s punchline won’t drop for two years’. I am already sick of waiting for this and it’s barely been six hours. This is my life now.

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Well... Why not?

Riding on the roof of a tricycle, crossing that one off the bucket list! #elyu #launion #travel #travelvlog #summer2019 #adventure https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv77XlWhBxC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vzgfhgb8y5nl

#elyu #launion #travel #travelvlog #summer2019 #adventure

#avengethefallen

#one piece #avengers #endgame

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Music by e.sanchillo

HQ

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BCN

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We had a blast at this year's #graphikamanila2019 This reel of day 2 is another quick one. This time it's a bit longer, still difficult to squeeze videos like these in instagram's 1 minute video format. Also editing from a phone is something else. 🤣 #amateur #filmmaking #cinematography (at SMX Convention Center - SM Mall of Asia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbV1h8BAEl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sifeeln5msdr

#graphikamanila2019 #amateur #filmmaking #cinematography

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RAVNICA GUILDS AS LINES IVE HEARD IN MY LOCAL CARD SHOP

Dimir: Where’s the agents of S.N.E.A.K? WHERE’S FBLTHP?

Selesnya: do you think there’s weed on Ravnica?

Boros: Our dear warlord Aurelia exemplar of justice wouldn’t treat me like this.

Gruul: *flips table* sorry I got excited.

Rakdos: it’s not fun and games until someone’s eyes are bleeding.

Izzet: I’m gonna do a stupid thing then possibly counter my own stupid thing.

Golgari: what are you doing in my swamp???

Azorius: JUDGE! He’s ruining my fun in playing Magic!

Orzhov: Kaya’s so cool. Maybe I should shave part of my eyebrow.

Simic: LIZARD WIZARD LIZARD WIZARD LIZARD WIZARD JELLYFISH

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ratrewards

mtg-realm

When Your Opponent is playing a Tokens Deck

Overrun accurate without a board-wiper in hand.

My spark would probably ignite when my dog dies.

#mtg #magic the gayhering #dogs

dimestoretajic

when someone makes you mill through a bunch of land to your bombs

themysteryshack

Three words, dudes: Pure. Animal. Instincts.

Oh, also, like, rotting Stancakes have a really distinct smell? Seriously, I’m not kiddin’ when I say you can smell ‘em across Oregon. Turns out Dipper and Mabel had thrown out enough of ‘em so that the trash reeked with ‘em. Just kinda followed my nose there, heh!

Truly a syrupy, hairy blessing…

…Also a curse. That trashcan still smells like nightmares, dude!

-SOOS-

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Who read this in Soos’ voice?

#Gravity Falls