never mess with a bloodstone

independent Elsa Bloodstone OC-friendly. Crossover friendly.

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Unfortunately that’s not really how it works.”

[arrowsbro-archive]

    “Then what do you suggest’”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Step into the 21st century and grab a gun.”

[pacinos]

[thebloodstonelegacy]

ididntevenknowhim started following you

"Hey there space cadet are you back with me?” The red head stopped waving a hand in front of the stranger’s face when his eyes seemed to refocus. “You might want to get to the running and screaming part like the rest of the civilians because that-”

Elsa pointed to the naga and it’s minions currently tearing up a New York city block

“- won’t care if you’re spacing out when it comes to rip your abdomen open and nom on your intestines.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

thxfasttwin started following you

“I don’t really have time to play with you so whatever excuse you have for being here get to it and get to it quick.” Elsa only looked up from her crossbow when the boom of an explosion echoed throughout the Bloodstone Manor. Great.

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Sooooo elsa, I'm getting married

“Absolutely not.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ I’ve known him for a long time and we have already been dating for over a year, and i already said yass to the dress Elsa. ”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Well I hope they have good return policy. Unless you still want to marry him after I make a few extra holes in his head.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ You forget I also know how to kill a Bloodstone and you are not touching my Robbie without some tentacles over your old fishy body.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Elsa chuckled. “It’s cute that you think you could kill me. You’re still a decade or two off from that kid.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ Who said I stayed only with the guns, you may have an aim but hellstrom also taught me magic tricks off my sleave. Specially in bed.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“I’ve dealt with necromancers, and shamans, and witches who know far more magic than any tricks you learned in bed. They all die just as well with a bullet between their eyes.” Well most of them anyway. Some required special tools of the trade but Elsa had to admit that she was far happier when a gun could be involved. “....Fine. Who is this boy and why are you telling me about your marriage if you don’t want me to shoot him?”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t make a good sacrifice. Maybe it’s the whole ‘stabbing the officiator’ thing - tends to ruin a good ritual.”

[arrowsbro-archive]

     “But if I kill you, then the monsters would not be attracted here.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Unfortunately that’s not really how it works.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ Have I ever asked you for something before, you never even thought I exist since I was a kid. And I have friends who could help me.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“No. You never ask. Even when you need it.” And that was the main problem but it was something in their blood. Likely something that couldn’t be stamped out. 

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ You were always away, i always tried to get close to you but you pushed me away the first chance you had. You being a sister is only a biological tern.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

She couldn’t argue with him. She had been taught to eliminate all weakness withing herself from a young age and taught that love for a little brother - for any family - was a weakness just waiting to be exploited. And now to break free from that programming - it was too little to late. “Get out.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Sooooo elsa, I'm getting married

“Absolutely not.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ I’ve known him for a long time and we have already been dating for over a year, and i already said yass to the dress Elsa. ”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Well I hope they have good return policy. Unless you still want to marry him after I make a few extra holes in his head.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ You forget I also know how to kill a Bloodstone and you are not touching my Robbie without some tentacles over your old fishy body.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Elsa chuckled. “It’s cute that you think you could kill me. You’re still a decade or two off from that kid.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“And the pillows are going to protect you? Or is there some kind of pillow-god-ritual we’re doing that I don’t know about? Where’s the sacrifice?”

[arrowsbro-archive]

      “You are the sacrifice.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t make a good sacrifice. Maybe it’s the whole ‘stabbing the officiator’ thing - tends to ruin a good ritual.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Sooooo elsa, I'm getting married

“Absolutely not.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ I’ve known him for a long time and we have already been dating for over a year, and i already said yass to the dress Elsa. ”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Well I hope they have good return policy. Unless you still want to marry him after I make a few extra holes in his head.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Daddy was’t infallible. And there’s a reason he never stuck with a team. A reason why I never stick with a team. If you do you become responsible for their actions - do you really want to be responsible for wankers like SHIELD?”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ SCP and yeah, what else can I loose. ” cullen said in a sarcastic tone. “And don’t worry next time you get in trouble I can help you.” He aimed a wink towards Elsa.

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“You have a lot left to lose still idiot.” Elsa’s frown only grew in severity. “If you get involved with them it will be a lot more difficult for me to help you.”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ Have I ever asked you for something before, you never even thought I exist since I was a kid. And I have friends who could help me.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“No. You never ask. Even when you need it.” And that was the main problem but it was something in their blood. Likely something that couldn’t be stamped out. 

[thebloodstonelegacy]

Sooooo elsa, I'm getting married

“Absolutely not.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

arrowsbro started following you

“So… explain to me again what this ‘pillow fort’ is and why we’re building it.”

[arrowsbro-archive]

   “I’ve been told you attract monsters, and I don’t want anyone or anything eating me while I sleep.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“And the pillows are going to protect you? Or is there some kind of pillow-god-ritual we’re doing that I don’t know about? Where’s the sacrifice?”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

dontcallmejulio started following you

“What do you mean violence isn’t the answer? Violence is everything. Question. Answer. Boom. Done. Never met a problem I couldn’t solve by punching it in the face.”

[dontcallmejulio-a-blog]

“You are… exactly the way that Tab and Dani have described you.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“I’ll take that as the compliment it’s obviously meant to be. Now can I shoot this tosser in the face or do you have more complaints?”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“Daddy was’t infallible. And there’s a reason he never stuck with a team. A reason why I never stick with a team. If you do you become responsible for their actions - do you really want to be responsible for wankers like SHIELD?”

[bloodstxnes-deactivated20160331]

“ SCP and yeah, what else can I loose. ” cullen said in a sarcastic tone. “And don’t worry next time you get in trouble I can help you.” He aimed a wink towards Elsa.

[thebloodstonelegacy]

“You have a lot left to lose still idiot.” Elsa’s frown only grew in severity. “If you get involved with them it will be a lot more difficult for me to help you.”

[thebloodstonelegacy]

arrowsbro started following you

“So… explain to me again what this ‘pillow fort’ is and why we’re building it.”