Your Future Stepmom

Hey guys, my name is Parry and I'm from Northwest Indiana. Social Media Coordinator. Hot Topic trash. Should I still even be here now that I'm an adult?

[khadidon]

Bosses/Managers be like…

[blackmodel]

DIE

[roslips]

I HATE HER 😂

[pizzaotter]

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

[ryandevon]

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

[reverseracism]

[parks-and-rex]

[memescomedy]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[poutinedragon]

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!

[missgolikely]

My friend just fucking destroyed her Aunt on Facebook

[theepoetspoet]

OK WHITE GIRL YOU BETTER DRAG AUNT BOOTSIE!!

[link6echo-deactivated20181215]

Ain’t Bootsie didn’t know she was coming for that drag, but damn if she didn’t get it.

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[goldilion-blog]

[saidididntwantone-blog]

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

[slimeh0ney]

[technoskittles]

[lylahammar]

[tachibananabread]

[forever90s]

[trapcard]

this is how you become gay

[hungrybuttmom420-blog]

this photo could not be more accurate

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

Could we leave one of the very rarely found unproblematic white dudes alone?

His GQ piece is amazing and heartbreaking. He’s such a beautiful person.

Not only that but only utter garbage people body shame.

[sculpturesix]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

She haunts me in the best way possible

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

I think about this video all the time

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

yooooo

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Vicious mockery at sixth level

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[skinoutqueen]

people actually be asking y’all to go OUT OUT like on a DATE DATE ?

[n64s]

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

[b-noons]

Quest added

[setheverman]

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today