Independent semi-selective RP/Ask blog for Lance McClain from Voltron: Legendary Defender. Canon divergent and fairly heavily headcanon based. Sideblog to whereheartscollide.
⤷ I will not RP with anyone under 21. Mun is 30+ and I do explore a lot of dark themes on here.
⤷ NSFW is tagged under #;nsfw | i'd love to activate your particle barrier if you don't wish to see it. This includes sexual themes, because Lance is 18+ and a very healthy adult at that.
⤷ This blog is multiship and I have separate tags for each ship (or variation of ship if it's a polyship). No ship is in the same verse unless otherwise agreed upon by all involved. If there is chemistry, I'll likely go for it. I do not do ship wars. I am much too old for dealing with the mess and drama involved with it, I've been through several ship wars already and I just don't want to deal with it.
⤷ I am slow at replies most times. Do not go pestering me for them, I will block you if you ever do. Reminding me on occasion is fine but sending me constant asks or DMs doing so will result in a hard block.
-{Okay. You know what? I'm done biting my tongue. I'm done just sitting back and letting this bullshit happen. If any of you still follow this archived blog for whatever reason, I'm sorry you have to see me go nuclear like I'm about to do, but I'm so far beyond done with this bullshit that I'm in the goddamn negatives. I know those two fucks still stalk me though, despite the fact that I have them blocked, so they'll probably see this too.
Putting it under cut though.
To Skyler and Solace --
Skyler. Don't EVEN fucking act like you know me, or even Loke, despite the fact that, holy searching, Batman, you actually fucking did RESEARCH for ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
I did shit I'm not proud of while I was still friends with Loke, I will be the first to admit that. Loke spent those five years grooming -- yes, even an adult can be groomed -- me into their own personal guard dog. Even now I'm still finding things that Loke had me doing, just reactionary, that I would not have done before I met them.
You don't know me, and you never made any effort to do so, never made attempts to talk to me just to get to know me. You approached me ONCE, and that was because Cyn talked you into it and you wanted to stay on their good side. You know maybe a FRACTION of all the shit I went through with Loke from that callout blog. Manipulation, gaslighting, guilt-tripping from HELL, empty apologies, promises made that were never kept, boundaries that were jump-roped on CONSTANTLY. (Gee, sound familiar, Skyler? Solace? Shit you both do. Especially Solace, they've been lying to EVERYBODY. Even you, Skyler.)
But Loke at least knew when to back the FUCK off and SHUT THE FUCK UP. Loke didn't sit there constantly vaguing or constantly shit-talking anyone involved on dash. They knew when they were no longer wanted, the victims got to say their pieces, life went on.
You on the other hand, have not. You have vagued, and namedropped all of us, on dash, dragged I don't know HOW many people into shit that should have just been privately taken care of -- which wasn't because you blocked ALL OF US without even TRYING to talk to us to resolve it, which was why we put our feelings out on dash instead -- and something that SHOULD HAVE BEEN one and done, FOR NINE. FUCKING. MONTHS.
NINE. ENTIRE. FUCKING. MONTHS.
I have fought every single reaction I would still have done when I was still with Loke. Bit my tongue, kept my mouth shut, have not said hide nor hair of ANY of this shit, radio fucking silence, unless it was venting to my friends, PRIVATELY, none of which anyone was supposed to see except the people in that chat. Reactions that while they still slip through, I have actively been trying to get better with and correct myself on -- none of which I've seen with you.
I'm done keeping my mouth shut. I'm done standing by and letting you smear me and my friends, some of which aren't even INVOLVED with any of this, in your little bitchfits and smear campaign. I'm tired of all of it. You have gone over it 20 million different ways already, stayed stuck in the past and refused to move on even though you keep saying you will.
There is no reason to keep dragging this shit out. NONE. You've exhausted every fucking angle known to man except the actual one that's staring you in the face.
Go on a hiatus, actually do some soul searching, go see a therapist, GET HELP. Let the already pasted dead horse actually REST. MOVE ON. The rest of us already are, you just refuse to let it go and it's a neverending cycle. You very clearly have problems that need addressed and the sooner you address them, the better off everyone will be.
i honestly hate how the offical account of voltron is queer baitijg us for the movie, its a really shitty move to do knowing thay it isnt canon. the mischaracterization is insane and they could do something else but klancebaiting, anyway look at this art of lance :P
-{Ugh. Gonna have to be *slightly* different. it's just 'bluesniperpaladin' on the actual blog. (Actually managed to get into my old mini multi and deleted it for this lol)
it hisses again when his hands raise, at first assuming it to be an aggressive gesture. but then it relaxes in the snap of a finger when the other assures it that it means no harm. easily trusting, it seems.
"oh, okay!" the strange creature titters in delight, fully emerging from its hiding spot. "i dunno how i got here, really. just was followin' some cool data i wanted to absorb and then boom! here i was!"
it blinks, grinning and exposing tiny little fangs. "i'mma gummymon! what kind of digimon are you?"
...Gummymon? Digimon? What?? He had no idea what this little guy was talking about, and by now it was probably showing on his face with a confused look and a raised eyebrow. And following some cool data?
"Uh.... I'm not a Digimon," whatever that was, "I'm a human. I think, anyway. And you happen to be in the giant sentient mechanical blue lion that I happen to pilot. Which, if you eat data, don't eat Blue's, I don't know what she'll do if you do, cause I really don't think she'll appreciate it." Might spit the thing out into space for it to float endlessly for all he knew. Besides, he kinda liked the little guy--
He heard the rush of water in the back of his mind that resembled what he assumed was amusement and looked away for a second to give the inner walls of the cockpit a pouty look. "You shush," he huffed out as he pointed at the chair away from the Digimon.
a soft warbling comes from within the blue lion, just underneath the main console. a green head pokes out, tears in its large, black eyes. the thing is clearly afraid, deathly afraid. but it's holding its ground, exposing itself with another sound. a hiss.
At first, Lance thought the warbling came from Blue herself and was in his head, until the soft sound of waves on the shore in the back of his mind reminded him that no, it wasn't in his mind and he was actually hearing it. Not even a minute after that occurred to him, a more insistent rush of waves nudged him towards the center console not far from where his chair ended up when he was piloting and he spotted the little creature as it hissed and spoke.
....And to be honest, it was actually kinda cute.
"Whoa, hey, easy little guy, I'm not here to hurt you," came the reply, his hands raised to show he meant no harm. "But, uh.... how the quiznack did you end up in Blue?"
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"Rocket? Which.... by the way, is kinda funny as a Galra name. Do they even call anything a rocket like we do...?" He doesn't know the guy very well yet so he can't really make a good call on that -- he does have a good aesthetic though, he can say that much.
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-{Apologies guys, I've been in a gaming mood lately -- I am a gamer after all and these things happen, lol. Mostly been CrossCode tbh. I got the game forever ago, started playing it.... never got to finish. Soooo I'm finishing it.