30 Types of People You Will Encounter at a Concert
Actually probably over 30, but how true this is! Did I miss any?
The girl who is constantly screaming over the lyrics and doesn't take a breath
That extremely tall guy in front of the shortest girl in the crowd
The-too-drunk-one that spilled his or her beer on you
The crying girl who accidentally got hit or bumped with the angry boyfriend about to fight someone
The one who accidentally got pushed into the mosh pit
The big dude in the mosh pit that fell on you
The person with his or her iPhone up the whole time recording the whole show
The person tweeting and snapchatting the whole concert
The #1 fan dancing like no one is watching and knows every lyric
The girl on top of the guy's shoulders and the guy who possibly can't hold her up as long as she wants to
The two douchebags that get into a fight that probably don't even listen to the band anyway
The crowd surfer that you just can't hold up and falls on you
The one who is dehydrated and passes out
The girl who is crying because she loves the lead singer so much
The person shoving you trying to get to the front so bad
The person behind you that keeps awkwardly rubbing against you
The people who leave as soon as the most well known song gets played
The couple that are eating eachother's faces the whole time
The bored parent with overly excited children
The fan-girl who is wearing every nothing but band-merch
The moshers who try to mosh to a song that's definitely not meant for moshing
The complainer - who is literally complaining the whole damn time
The druggie - who snuck in some type of drug and is probably smoking it during the show
The one who forgot to put on deodorant
The person who keeps shouting out songs the band just NEEDS to play
