Emily

Where’s the guac?

[thebohobehemoth]

“Don’t. Even. Start.” By moi

[thebohobehemoth]

My cousin just described the movie Cats as the equivalent of an extended family member you don’t know well that sits down and just won’t stop talking to you about something inherently sexual.

[bxlieved]

[dingyfeathers]

[mona-logue]

Raina

[thebohobehemoth]

No better way to stick it to the universe than by keeping your outlook positive and immediately learning from your mistakes and having zero regrets

[thebohobehemoth]

When something’s so ugly, you literally have to purse your lips and say “urgly”...

[bxlieved]

[thebohobehemoth]

I’m sitting next to two old women that are sisters, and they’re arguing about who looks older

[thebohobehemoth]

I don’t believe you’ve lived until you’ve had taco salad with Doritos

[ehlockscreens]

It’s that time of year again ❄️ Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x

[thebohobehemoth]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE TIME CHEF SKINNER CALLED LINGUINI LEANWEENIE IN RATATOUILLE???

[thebohobehemoth]

As a kid, I loved grape-flavored medicine because it tasted like grape soda. Now, as a 30-year-old, I hate grape soda because it tastes like medicine...

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[prayingthefaithless]

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

[somnolentsuggestions]

i know im op but mood

[larapaulussen]

[thebohobehemoth]

So cozy

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[thebohobehemoth]

“Wait, before I go out the door, I have to slap my back pocket/butt to make sure my wallet’s there!”

- Every dad ever