doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany

seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from France

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:
'im scared to ask them out' i said
'grow a pair' they said
so i did
the fuck do i do with this thing?
magnus quinn i miss your humor every day, and like gideon i, too, am writing down your jokes to use later
“i suppose you could say that I
cavalier pri-married”
Nothin like a little workplace bone humor 😌 🦴
lol exactly, u're targeting the wrong person; my confidence is practically unwarranted
Ladies, gents, and other idents!
It's time for this week's original animal humor™!
Featured animal this month: AXOLOTL!!!
Ahem:
What do you call a chibi axolotl?
An axolittle!!!
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