doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:

seen from United States

seen from Australia
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seen from Japan
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seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
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seen from Philippines
seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

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doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:
'im scared to ask them out' i said
'grow a pair' they said
so i did
the fuck do i do with this thing?
magnus quinn i miss your humor every day, and like gideon i, too, am writing down your jokes to use later
“i suppose you could say that I
cavalier pri-married”
Nothin like a little workplace bone humor 😌 🦴
lol exactly, u're targeting the wrong person; my confidence is practically unwarranted
Ladies, gents, and other idents!
It's time for this week's original animal humor™!
Featured animal this month: AXOLOTL!!!
Ahem:
What do you call a chibi axolotl?
An axolittle!!!
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