doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:
seen from Yemen
seen from Brazil
seen from China
seen from Spain
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from Spain

seen from Israel
seen from China

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Japan

seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from China

seen from Canada

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seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from India
doctor: “you can’t hear pictures”
Me:
'im scared to ask them out' i said
'grow a pair' they said
so i did
the fuck do i do with this thing?
magnus quinn i miss your humor every day, and like gideon i, too, am writing down your jokes to use later
“i suppose you could say that I
cavalier pri-married”
Nothin like a little workplace bone humor 😌 🦴
lol exactly, u're targeting the wrong person; my confidence is practically unwarranted
Ladies, gents, and other idents!
It's time for this week's original animal humor™!
Featured animal this month: AXOLOTL!!!
Ahem:
What do you call a chibi axolotl?
An axolittle!!!
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