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abortionado

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

abortionado

best tweet on earth. Sublime

shroom-mamii

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

pathologising

Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??

yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn't expect someone like you to understand that.

catboyinchief

i-need-an-egress

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

percethecurse

It’s what

caecilius-est-pater

OK here's the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They're also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP's inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg'd but they insist it's totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn't actually about Paul McCartney, it's about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

eros-moonknight

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

asingularcanadian

is he also in front of the white house?

ublock-origin

thats Joe Biden

animusrox

1.02 “The Rapture of Being Alive" Beef (2023 - )

ozroemoved-deactivated20240513

do interact if: you have a hyphenated last name, you're an older sibling, you have a cat, art was your favorite subject, you have kissed your friends, you really like at least one field of science, watch nature documentaries, you drank from the hose, you've been involved with the production of a musical but you never listened to hamilton, have at least one stick-n-poke, drink coffee every day, you have a favorite houseplant, prefer little and big spoon equally, have a dietary restriction, have dyed your hair green, or have been somewhere that you don't speak the language

#5

trans

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

lionfloss

Anchorage, AK

classicsonic

hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

!??!?!??!?!?!?

mosoli

official-book-wizard

iconic

little-klng

HEY GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND

kim-jong-chill

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.