KIROKAZE
pixel skylines
Sade Olutola
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shark vs the universe
JVL
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever
izzy's playlists!
oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Love Begins
sheepfilms
almost home
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@thebooklifter
Because I’m a bored nerd, I calculated how much my haul total would be if I accounted for sales tax.
$10,426.39, if you’re curious. That’s $907.60 in taxes, on $9,518.79 worth of items (to date). Kind of amazing. That’s a whole haul in itself.
Me, getting sussed while lifting groceries
✨reblog Mr. Squirrel for a month of lucky lifting ✨
Honestly guys carry a pocket knife on you. Not even for self defense against unruly fucks but to cut off tags too. They’ve got those lipstick knives for self defense (it’s a knife hidden to look like a tube of lipstick) that might come in real handy if you’re on your own at night and when you’re lifting, cut off those “Remove before wash” tags.
1 like = 1 pray
1 share = 1000000 prays 👌😔🤙
Saw this at Rite Aid. Which one of you is responsible?
guys i made a meme
Question!
How do I steal a whole parrot?
Honestly one of my peeves with lifting is never being able to know for sure if I’m actually really good at it or if I’ve just been lucky
reblogging again because seriously
Everyone’s anti-capitalist until they find out a teenage girl stole some panties
@stingybitch
hobby: stealing talent: getting away with stealing
Another 100 reasons to love Winona Ryder
Iconic
MOOD
🌺🍀🐚!!! also pls don't feel ignored in this community, you're so wonderful and should always feel included and cherished.
Thank you, babe!! You’re too sweet. I just take it too personally when my posts are ignored, it’s a personal problem I have. I used to be active with lots of lifters who are gone now. Thank you for asking me these!
🌺 lifting around non-lifters - I did once, with a friend I’d told about my lifting. I tried to grab some lotion from the shelves around the queue in Sephora, and she was soooo pissed at me. She’s an immigrant, and yelled at me for risking her getting deported? Chill, babe. So I don’t do that anymore!
🐚 favorite thing I’ve lifted - Definitely my ipod mini! I got it from an Apple store, and I’ve used it nearly every day since!
🍀 got really lucky - YES! This was when @stingybitch saved my life!!! We were at a shoe store, and I found a beautiful pair of boots! Before I put them in my bag, Stingy whispers in my ear that we need to ditch and go. Outside, she tells me an SA was on THE FLOOR WATCHING ME FROM AN AISLE OVER! We’d been robbing those shoe stores like crazy, so they definitely recognized me, and it’s a good thing Stingy has bigger feet than me, so she was in a different section. Saved my life!
✨ Lifting Emoji Asks ✨
🐚 - What’s your favorite thing that you’ve lifted?
🌪 - What store would you say you’ve shoplifted the most from?
🌊 - When did you start lifting?
🦋 - What’s the first thing you remember lifting?
🍀 - Was there ever a time while lifting when you got really lucky?
🌱 - What is your favorite place to lift from?
🌙 - Do you plan out your lifting sprees or are they more sporadic?
💫 - Are there any big brands or stores you shoplift from specifically because they have done something bad or underpay their workers?
✨ - What type of things do you shoplift most?
⚡️ - Have you ever been caught / almost caught?
🌈 - Have you ever ended up buying something ridiculous to try and hide that you were lifting?
🔥 - Have you ever shoplifted anything that turned out to be really low quality or disappointing?
🌺 - Have you ever shoplifted with other non lifters (family or friends)? Have you ever had a close call when they almost caught you?
🍄 - What’s your favorite technique to use?
🍒 - What store do you think is easiest to lift from?
Me before lîfting: stressed, depressed
Me now: stressed, depressed, well dressed
