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[thiefju]

✨🧪 active sept. 2020 🧪✨

feel free to send in asks for lfting tips(or just for fun)! tags r added below! if you rb outside of the community or have your likes open i will block you

[richieziffyz-deactivated2022080]

I’m a beginner lifter (no I didn’t come from another app, I use it as a coping mechanism for my trauma and my friend who also lifts to cope gave me some tips). I like to take things not only from big stores but from shitty sub brands. Anything H*rry P*tter is going down the bra, fuck the transphobic racist bitch I’m not giving her any more of my money. I’m not going to follow you for safety as I don’t have a lifting blog and never will but I have a locked note on my phone with links to some lifting blogs to check in on and yours is one. I don’t know why I decided to tell you but some stuff on your feed made me think of it

ok...?

[thievingaznable]

[thiefju]

🍂 little hobby lobby haul :) 🍂

[thievingaznable]

rip to lifters whose parents are together, y’all can’t use the “i got it when i was w the other parent” excuse

[thievingaznable]

haul from this weekend with @thiefju - this isn’t everything we got but it’s everything i brought back home with me

uo - flannel and ridiculously overpriced belt (i think it was like 30$????)

b&n - manga (i have bad taste) and little speks magnet thing

anthr0pology - mask and lipgloss (which i wasn’t gonna take but then i saw that it was $8 and snatched it out of spite)

this was my first time using a magnet i’m very proud of myself 🥰

[stickyfinger-honeybun]

does anyone else get SUPER sketched out when they don’t see cameras in a store??? It’s like I want to go wild but at the same time I’m like this is a TRAP

[nymphlift]

I just went to hobby lobby

You know what that means bois

Ill post what i got when i get home

[nymphlift]

Thistime, this time i didnt forget to take a picture of my haul before putting everything away, in total todays savings is $226.81 poggers

[thiefju]

pog!

[thiefju]

little haul with @thievingaznable (clothes he got not pictured) idk how yall do mall hauls i got tired after just one store

[thievingaznable]

asmr you are me sitting in the uo fitting room as @thiefju does their dark magnet magic on a flannel for me bc i never learned how to use one on account of I’m Baby

[thiefju]

hbshdhkfk

[thievingaznable]

h0bby l0bby haul with @thiefju!!

im visiting them for the weekend so i once again get to use my “super advanced” and “not even a little bit sloppy” gundam lifting technique that i can only use once and then never return to that store again in my lifetime out of fear ✌️

[thiefju]

hell yeah! gundam time!

[lemonlifts]

How do people lift Kankens?! I really want to get one next time I go to UO but it wouldn’t fit in my purse so idk how to do it. If anyone has any Kanken or UO tips let me know please :)

[buttercuplifts]

ask and you shall receive

take this with a grain of salt, all info comes from my own experience lifting there and the knowledge my girlfriend has given me because she works there and thinks my stealing is hot.  

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[mercury-lifts]

how frequently l!fting items should be treated: “there is a reason why these things are being st0len. let’s figure out why and see if we can make it more available to people in need so it wont get st0len by people who need it

how they are actually treated: “these razor blades and women’s healthcare products are always being st0len by those nasty, nasty poor people ://// like get a job :///////// let’s make it even harder for them to access it so they can suffer from lack of sanitization, unwanted pregnancies, and easily curable illness so we can make more money off of this necessary thing. because if you’re poor it’s your own fault and you deserve to live like trash. what???? you say that we’re stealing the money that you want to spend on our products???? so you want free money then??????????” 

[thiefju]

don’t leave it in the tags when u absolutely right

[thiefju]

wanted to practice some on body + clothes concealing in the only place near me with dressing rooms open: salv. usually id just purchase because i can afford it but i needed some confidence with the new outfit i was trying out and have been wanting to get better at folding sweaters for fall/winter season. i didn’t get the little case on my own because sadly i learned there are limits to a thin sweater and spandex 😔😔 not pictured are a bunch of belts

[thiefju]

can u tell thefting clothing hasn’t really been my mo in the past :,)

[thiefju]

went to salv today for some on body concealing practice and it went really well! gonna take the technique to the next fancy clothing shop my friend drags me along to + with a seam ripper to get out fabric tags im feelin kinda unstoppable rn >:)

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

my literal thought process

me: shit I really want a lifting buddy. why isn’t there a lifter in my friend group? me: me: wait

[heavenlylifter]

ngl it’s a bit like the revelation that YOU’RE the gay in the group

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

me: also why don’t we have a gay friend? me: me: SHIT NOT AGAIN