Ensign Log: Stardate 2268, Malthen Ku-li
"Alright, everyone, today's challenge is to find a reason to keep slaying--on that note, I seriously need to keep up with my logs. Stay tuned for more.
End transmission."

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@thebookofmalthen
Ensign Log: Stardate 2268, Malthen Ku-li
"Alright, everyone, today's challenge is to find a reason to keep slaying--on that note, I seriously need to keep up with my logs. Stay tuned for more.
End transmission."
Happy birthday Malthen!
[OC Warm-up] Malthen Noir
Quick 2-hour light study before I work on commissions
[OC Warm-up] Baby Malthen on a field trip
Malthen and his En'ahr'at (Godparent), Ekon.
[Malthen (5 yo), reading with Ekon in Starfleet Academy grounds.]
[Warm-up] My Malthens
Malthen originates from my BG3 play-throughs, then I migrated him into Star Trek when I wanted him as a Vulcan OC, then to The Orville for a TTRPG we're doing!
Throwin' Peace Signs
Ambassador, how many tribbles do you think live in your walls and ceiling. The answer is higher than you might suspect.
I would prefer the answer to your inquiry to be zero. However, I believe the answer is much higher.
If you would be so inclined... how many tribbles are currently occupying my walls and ceiling?
I have yet to hear any sounds to indicate the presence of tribbles, but objective experience does not equate factual evidence.
Father, I believe you have a problem...
I too believe that I have a problem, my son.
Perhaps @thebookofmalthen would be of assistance, I have heard rumors of his continued assistance aboard the Enterprise in dealing with tribble infestations.
Tribble troubles, Ambassador? I'd be more than honored to assist you with...taking care of the hoard. Just simply direct me where and when, and their cooing will be gone within a few hours.
I know you and Spock aren't big on meat, so...would it be possible if I took the game back to my quarters with me? Free of charge, of course...
*He blinks with his big eyes.*
Hey Malthen you free tonight? Me and the other ensigns were gonna head out for—
*gnome skitters by*
What the fuck. You saw that too right.
It's got 30 minutes to find Mr. Spock or the Captain to claim asylum before dinner time.
Op baby malthen is so cute I cant 😭
I'm a grown man.
*Smiles at you*
-Incoming transmission-
Hi, hello!
This is Ensign Ädiya, from the science division,
I have recently noticed the tell tale signs of a tribble infestation in my personal quarters.
I have found samples of fur, and most prominently materials that I require for my (sanctioned) animal specimens.
And like i need that stuff, they are stealing all of my rough forage before i can even give it to anything to graze on.
I was speaking about this with one of my coworkers and they told me you are the one to contact about this for a speedy extermination
...they also told me that u eat tribbles..? Is that true?
Can i try some..?
-end transmission-
@adiya-frmthescidiv
Every hunt guarantees a free batch of cooked Tribble, just the way you like it. (Or not, you could give it to me if it's not your vibe)
The malth :3 helo
Ooh, Tribbles are cute!!! Why are we angry about 'em?
Becouse this is the umpteenth fuckin’ time I’ve had to deal with a danm infestation of em! Their probably already in the food replicators, not to mention the damn medication supply, so no one best get hurt till we get to the next star base- Becouse so long as these little devils are here I ain’t got the means to treat my patients!
He places his elbows on the desk and his forehead in his hands, sighing.
I know exactly who could take care of that problem for you.
*a singlar tiny tribble rolls into the room*
[Kirk looks down at the tribble, then turns to Uhura with an accusatory glare]
I'll take care of it for you...
Personal Log, Stardate 04152026.5:
@ens-nat-scully got us all t-shirts to wear, so naturally I picked the one that says 'Big Dick'. While I was basking in my own glory, Scully crept up behind me and pantsed me... Fortunately for me, no one else can see my junk because of my sheath concealing it all, but... @icedtsbenson and Henry kept making fun of me for looking like a naked Ken doll.
I know it was you.. @starcaviar
Lemme dry him off...
Thank god someone was here to help