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Some people don't get that ghost files isn't just "I don't believe in ghosts" and "I believe in ghosts"

It's "I don't believe in ghosts but it'd be hella cool to see one" and "I believe in ghosts and want evidence but I swear to God if one of those dead fuckers shows their face I'll shit myself"

spooksandwheezes

“oOp! my jellybeans :(” - Shane Madej, 2020

puppy-coded

girls when their favorite character:

leemeanhoe

why the fuck does he have such a dreamy look on his face jesus fucking christ

bergara-boogara

Because he has extremely good taste next question

tsunflowers

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

roastmortem

anyone watch captain marvel????? my hc is that obi is a flerken. but shane doesnt know it/doesnt believe ryan lol and obi never reveals his true form around shane. this week on buzzfeed unsolved we investigate shane’s fucking cat

levyfiles

Nothing heals my afflictions like two buddies laughing at death until tears roll down their cheeks

#videos

twinsfawn

whoever chose the music for this deserves a raise

shortviolet

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved

“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”