In my Paleozoic Era

🌻🌻 aubrey || 25 || she/they || wife lover || in my Paleozoic era 🌻🌻

[xeppeli]

go hell you

mothor fuck of a shit

[prehistorymaker]

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

[xeppeli]

ya ya ya bullsh fucking lie

[delphiniiidae]

gun

[xeppeli]

gunass

[escuerzoresucitado]

Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

[babehog]

Something that the Americnas of this site wont even comprehend. Shit like this happens everyday in europe and we get used to it because the alternative is some yanke bullcrab

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It really is!

[pjackk]

My white friend made me a brand new snack

[pngblog]

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[assimilation-failure]

girl wooga is hiring

[bovineblogger]

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

[important-animal-images]

[a-book-of-creatures]

He will be baked soon inshallah

[chemicahs]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[coyotette]

[joeyclaire]

one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

who is this

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

oh thats cool. windows 11 lets u search using the Mask of Agamemnon now

[hungwy]

coupon applied you saved one william dollars