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#the wildwood chronicles #I'm never drawing individual shoelaces ever again #Finally back doing digital art lol #Themmmmm #World's most average Eldest Sister™ and Middle Child™ are best friends. More on page eight #Prue and Curtis: We're going on another adventure together! I hope our family's and our past actions don't come back to haunt us

dreadwedge

LOL so the other day I was scampering about squeaking and looking for cheese and such when I saw the farmer out in the field and, get this, he was trying to pull a turnip out of the ground, but the turnip was like really big, right, so he couldn’t do it 😅 like he was really struggling. Weak fuckinh farmer. So he calls over his wife and she holds onto his waist and starts pulling too but the turnip is still stuck. So she calls over their kid and she grabs onto her grandma and now all three of them are huffing and puffing but the damn turnip won’t budge. This is one crazy ass root vegetable. So they call over the dog and I’m thinking, girl, this is not going to work. but the dog bites down on the kids pants and starts pulling. It’s like a damn conga line. No dice. The dog starts whimpering and next thing you know the cat wanders over and bites the mutt right on her tail and starts pulling. So I’m laughing my ass off at this point but the cat starts looking at me. And normally we don’t really get on, the cat and me. But there’s this desperation in her eyes. In all of their eyes, really. Like, if I can’t dig up a damn tuber then who am I. What’s the point of it all, if there’s an enormous turnip that’s stronger than me. And I can see the future unfolding in my mind. The cat will never respect the dog again, and dog will never obey the kid, who will probably run away from home to find a new jacked grandma. And the farmers wife will leave him, and the whole damn charade of masculinity will crumble and fall. And I shouldn’t care right. I have no stake in this. This is some funny shit. But how funny would it be if little old me pitched in and the turnip actually came uprooted. I’ve got no ego. nobody respects a gay little mouse in this city. If I don’t make a difference here, no loss. But if I save the day? Can you imagine? Outdid by a mouse? The farmer would be delivering me fresh brie on the daily and the cat would probably have to move to a different area code to escape the mockery. So, in the spirit of cooperation, I grab the cat’s tail, and I give a little tug. Just the one. And I swear to god, it feels like an earthquake. Up comes the turnip, big as a house, and the farmer falls on his ass, and so does his wife, and all down the line. And I hop up on the cats head and scamper up the backs of the team as they catch their breath, and I leap up onto the turnip itself and I take a big bite out of it. And let me tell you: that shit? Tasted like a turnip

mod2amaryllis

parts 1-2

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part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

mod2amaryllis

it frew up :'(

heart-sprout

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

mod2amaryllis

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

honeyxmonkey

I understand why some people think Kara killing Krem at the end invalidated what she spent the whole movie telling Ruthye—but hear me out

Krem didn't deserve to live. He was a pedophile, a murderer, and a sex trafficker

Kara Zor-El knew that he shouldn't be allowed to live bc he'd just keep doing what he was doing

But does her murdering him in place of Ruthye invalidate her teaching Ruthye "murder is wrong"?

Well, no bc i dont rlly think the message was "murder is wrong"

It was "dont let your grief and rage consume you"

If Ruthye had murdered Krem in her grief and anger it would've consumed her. Kara didnt want her to live with that. She sacrificed a part of herself to kill Krem, so Ruthye wouldn't have to be the one who did it

Yes, Krem was a piece of shit who deserved to die

But that doesn't mean the 13 yr old girl whose entirely family was murdered should've been the one to kill him. Lets not put that on her to do. She shouldn't have to. Kara knew that, its why she did it instead

#Yeah exactly #That's what I gathered also #supergirl

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

teaboot

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

#for future reference

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

#My sister told me about this earlier #I was like damn no more bad tadc bingo #Like what the hell does it look like on this app back end I hate it here

hessadv

And if I said that Merlin's devotion to Arthur has less to do with Arthur himself and more to do with Merlin continuing to lose more at the altar of destiny,and gets increasingly obsessed with making those losses,all that pain mean something? To prove that it was somehow worth it if the prophecy was fulfilled and the golden age came to be?That it has very little to do with arthur at all? What then?

#Well. Then I would explode i think

gemsandjunk

people love ignoring canon to a brainrotting degree until you ask them why they don’t give any attention to female/poc characters then they start crying and sobbing about how canon doesn’t give them anything to work with

#If canon really didn't give you anything to work with then you should be sandboxing yourself some lesbians jeez #Sorry I was thinking about Stacy Hunter and Nebula Lawrence again #Stacy Hunter and Nebula Lawrence I would have saved you #From getting written out of existence after season 1.#Actually also. Topanga i could have saved you. Angela I could have saved you. Amy and Morgan I could have saved you also.#Riley and Maya are on their own sorry