Alas, poor Yorick. RIP that guy, Horatio

~ Jack/Aberdeen ~ They/He ~ Artist, Writer, Musician ~ Ask me about my ocs plsssss ~ Loves How to Train Your Dragon (books and movies/shows), Lord of the Rings, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Boy Meets World, BBC Merlin, Radiant Black, The Chronicles of Narnia, American Girl, Arthurian Legend, Hamlet, and The Witcher ~ Frequently makes posts for fandoms with one or two people in them and y'all are just gonna have to deal with that ~ Goodreads: starrynights57 ~ TikTok: @ the.mortal.boy.king ~ Instagram: @ ajn.illustrated ~ Redbubble: Excalibur-Arts

[ajn-illustrated]

I hate drawing backgrounds

[ajn-illustrated]

RIP CS Lewis, I don't want to know what you'd think of me turning your middle grade fantasy characters into lesbians. Anyway. Please read I will fight your battles, I will fall at your feet, unless your middle name is Staples in which case, you didn't see this.

[anonyymoose]

stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

[glass-heartbeat]

saw a post so bad i whispered “i don’t like you” and set my phone down

[dogpuppy]

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[yebyyhfushi]

I just watched the movie, i loved it sm

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + Tumblr

[the-halfling-prince]

New haircut got customers saying "Excuse me sir oh sorry ma'am" so quickly it was like one word. Sirohsorrymaam so that's the gender today ig

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[hauntednachotimemachine]

@ominous-signs 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

[ominous-signs]

Happy to see Spiders Georg branched out

[starryarchitect]

I love how delightfully skeptical Hiccup is. The way he scoffs at Old Wrinkly avoiding naming the potato, his refusal to believe in America, his disdain for Norbert's Axe of Doom, his immediate dismissal of the Keep-the-Boat-From-Sinking-and-Scare-Away-the-Big-Sea-Creatures Machine. This boy has zero patience for superstition or conspiracy theories, which is hilarious for a guy with multiple prophecies about him.

But I also love how quick he is to throw that skepticism away if necessary. America and potatoes don't exist, but he'll still look for one to save his friend! The Axe of Doom is total nonsense, but he'll still catch it and make a big deal about the fateful implications of it not hitting the ground, even if he's thinking "nutty as a fruitcake" while he does it! There's no way that machine does anything, but he's still going to pedal for all it's worth to keep the big scary sea dragon away! It's beautiful. He's so skeptical but he'a also not at all above being proven wrong if it means staying alive.

[anhttydbookfan]

Hiccup does NOT believe in this superstitious nonsense (Except for this One Specific Thing, which is clearly cursed), but just in case...

[whats-beautiful-about-it]

I have such a soft spot for skeptic characters.

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to KILL jk rowling

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events