Alas, poor Yorick. RIP that guy, Horatio

~ Jack/Aberdeen ~ They/He ~ Artist, Writer, Musician ~ Ask me about my ocs plsssss ~ Loves How to Train Your Dragon (books and movies/shows), Lord of the Rings, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Boy Meets World, BBC Merlin, Radiant Black, The Chronicles of Narnia, American Girl, Arthurian Legend, Hamlet, and The Witcher ~ Frequently makes posts for fandoms with one or two people in them and y'all are just gonna have to deal with that ~ Goodreads: starrynights57 ~ TikTok: @ the.mortal.boy.king ~ Instagram: @ ajn.illustrated ~ Redbubble: Excalibur-Arts

[ajn-illustrated]

I hate drawing backgrounds

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

[hessadv]

And if I said that Merlin's devotion to Arthur has less to do with Arthur himself and more to do with Merlin continuing to lose more at the altar of destiny,and gets increasingly obsessed with making those losses,all that pain mean something? To prove that it was somehow worth it if the prophecy was fulfilled and the golden age came to be?That it has very little to do with arthur at all? What then?

[gemsandjunk]

people love ignoring canon to a brainrotting degree until you ask them why they don’t give any attention to female/poc characters then they start crying and sobbing about how canon doesn’t give them anything to work with

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[the-halfling-prince]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It only took me almost a year but here's my lesbian caspeter fic 😬👍

[the-halfling-prince]

Can't wait for my favorite part of fic editing: Posting it and finding five typos I missed immediately after

[the-halfling-prince]

Fascinating things happening on my sister's tomodachi life island.

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[snakepyre]

thanks i made a little painting about it

[thatsbelievable]

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Has your girl blorbo canonically grieved?

Yes, defining component of her character

Yes, focus of a significant plotline/arc

Yes, focus of a subplot/side story

It’s implied/referenced but never depicted in the text

It’s plausible that it happened but it’s never referenced

Will probably only really happen post-canon

Highly unlikely to have happened

She died before she could grieve 😔

Nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[shrugsinchinese]

hear me out cake

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[sstrawbearri]

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]