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the evolution of scott mccall’s character (allison’s) (lydia’s) (isaac’s) (stiles’) (malia’s)

Okay well i’ve put off doing my homework for the past 12 hours, and it’s due in the next 12 and i still have to sleep soooo. I guess I should step the fuck up.. Later guys. See you after classes tomorrow.

#I hate physics #fml #nooo...#ooc

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#literally you can say anything to me ship or not #Seriously do it

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#do it #OOC

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“ scott mccall? ” the blonde asked, tugging her badge from her pocket, flashing it open to the boy, lips pursing in impatience. her eyes traipsed over his form, recalling for a moment, her teenage years. G R O S S. “ i’m fbi special agent jean simmons, do you mind if i ask you a few questions in regard to the recent murders in town? ” she wouldn’t have been surprised if he slammed the door on her and run. in fact, she would bet some good money on it. and if he ran, he’d probably escape her questioning. she was fast, but no way in hell was she fast enough to stop some teenage kid.

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~”Oh..” He paused, looking over the badge and then the rest of the woman’s attire. He was sure if the FBI was brought in they’d have gone to the police department and Sheriff Stilinski would’ve told Stiles and he would’ve at least called. He sighed, forcing a smile on his face as he stepped back and pulled the door open further.

“Please, come in.” He waited till she was fully in before he pushed the door close. “Why exactly are you here? Questioning me, I mean..” He waved his hand over to the couch, sitting in the single chair across the way, with his brows scrunched together as he leaned forward, elbows on his knees.

#darkxmarked

a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 10)

"How did we ever come to this?"

"I never thought you'd be someone I'd have to miss."

"There I was, caught in your game..."

"If you're looking for forgiveness, you won't find that here."

"You can say you're sorry, but I still don't care."

"You're both to blame."

"I hope you know you're my last mistake."

"Don't come around and say you need me."

"I won't stay."

"Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely."

"It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger."

"I started writing songs, I started writing stories."

"Only those I really love will ever really know me."

"Once I was 20 years old, my story got told."

"I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure."

"I got my boys with me at least."

"I hope I'll see you later."

"We've traveled around the world and we're still roaming."

"I'm still learning about life."

"I'm still sorry."

"Tell me what you want this to be."

"I just can't catch a break."

"I know what I want this to be."

"You're dragging things along."

"Do you feel like something's missing when your skin is pressed to mine?"

"All I ever wanted was a part of you that I couldn't break."

"We're in pieces now."

"All you ever wanted was a part of me that I couldn't fake."

"I have to let you down."

"I know I’m the one you want to forget."

"Baby, you were my picket fence."

"I miss missing you now and then."

"Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger."

"The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger."

"I am the best you’ll never have."

"Drink up, baby, stay up all night."

"I'll make you mine."

"I hate myself for staring at the phone."

"Kept all your texts, can’t erase them."

"I’d call you up but I know you’re not alone."

"I know that I should not hold on, so why can’t I let go?"

"I keep trying to figure out who you are to me."

"Maybe all that we were meant to be is beautifully unfinished."

"Your fingerprints are tattooed on my skin."

"You’re the one that I can’t lose; you’re the one that I can’t win."

"I hate you and I love you and I wish you’d go away."

"I hate you and I love you and I wish that you would stay."

"I think that you think that I'm half drunk."

"I know that you wouldn't fall for that."

"Shut up and take my hand."

"I don't wanna say goodnight."

"Hot damn, look at me now."

"I bet you never thought you would fall again."

"So much for keeping this 'just friends'."

"Shut up and kiss me now."

"I've done my part for twelve years now."

"I really wouldn't mind if we don't go anywhere, cause I've got you."

"You think my bruised knees are sort of pretty."

"I think your tired eyes are kind of nice."

"Have you got a lighter on you?"

"I really don't mind if we take our time."

"I've got a couple bottles of your favorite wine."

"I love everything that you've got."

"Would you be mine?"

"How can you joke at a time like this?"

"This is what you wanted all along now, isn't it?"

"I think that all you ever really ever wanted was a reason to complain."

"Those are her words, not mine."

"As far as I'm concerned, we could've had a good time."

"I guess there's nothing more to discuss."

"Girls don't call, and they never tell you why."

"Don't listen to my music."

"Don't lie in my bed."

"Don't listen to the references to things that you might have actually said."

"As far as I'm concerned, it could have been a lot worse."

"I wasn't trying to avoid the confrontation."

"She told me that I don't even try."

"Maybe you're right, maybe this is all that I can be."

"But what if it's you, and it wasn't me?"

"I'm fucked in the head, and my mind is turning into a whore."

"Maybe she's right, maybe I'm wrong."

"Maybe we'll fight 'til it move us along."

"You know that admitting the problem is the first step."

"Friends turned to wine-drunk lovers."

"I felt the strangest emotion but it wasn't hate, for once."

"Life is moving, can't you see?"

"There's no future left for you and me."

"I was holding and I was searching endlessly, but now there's nothing left that I can do."

"There is another future waiting there for you."

"They say people never change, but that's bullshit, they do."

"I do not think I would be here if not for them."

"With friends like ours, anywhere is home."

"Keep getting the feeling you wanna leave this all behind."

"I thought we were holding on, aren't we?"

"You and me got a whole lot of history."

"We could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen."

"Let's drive around town holding hands."

"And ya need to know, you're the only one."

"I love you, babe, so bad."

"I'm hella obsessed with your face."

"I'll be your daydream."

"We could be beautiful."

"Say you'll never let me go."

"Take me back to a time only we knew."

"We could waste the night with an old film."

"You said you'd never ever break down, but here I am sweeping pieces off of the ground."

"You said you'd never ever play to crowds."

"I've spent all night long scared of tomorrow."

"Everything is almost lost."

"I never thought I'd be so fragile."

"We're fragile."

"You're the only sound that I ever want to hear."

"Give me your heart, and I'll give you my love."

"Tonight you look lovely."

"Let me wrap my arms around you."

"Let me take you home."

"I want you to myself."

"You're the only thing that I ever need to know."

"Our world is looking so bright."

"I'm a little bit lost without you."

"I had a feeling once that you and I could tell each other everything."

"I just wanted you."

"Something about you, it's like an addiction."

"Hit me with your best shot, honey."

"I've got no reason to doubt you."

"You keep coming back again."

"I'm certain that I'm yours."

"I adore you."

"I said I'd never miss you, but I guess you never know."

"I miss your early morning company."

"You are my favorite 'what if'."

"You are my best 'I'll never know'."

"What did it ever mean to you?"

"I wish I'd known how much you loved me."

"I wish I cared enough to know."

"I'm sorry every song's about you."

"The torture of small talk with someone you used to love."

"When I was younger I was certain that I'd be fine without a queen."

"Where we've been is who we are."

"Now all I do is wonder why we ever set the scene."

"It's such a shame that we play strangers."

"Damn, it's such a shame that we've built a wreck out of me."

"I'll remember nights alone and waking up to dial tones."

"Always found my greatest moments in the sound of your 'hello's'."

"Will you even know it's me?"

"Can we find a new beginning?"

"Do you turn the other cheek?"

#memes

mjwatson

reblog this and put your eye colour, hair colour, and height in the tags!

#brown #goes from dark to light brown with the bottom half blonde #T.T I'm 5'1 #OOC

secret romance starters

"No one's going to find out. "

"We can't do this - the boss will see! "

"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "

"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"

"You were cheating on me?"

"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."

"I'm not your dirty little secret."

"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."

"I want to tell the world you're mine."

"They'll kill us if they find out."

"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."

"My parent's don't know."

"They don't know about us."

"I don't care what people say when we're together."

"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."

"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."

"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."

"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."

"I've been cheating on you."

"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."

"I know your secret."

"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."

"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."

"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."

"What's so bad if they know?"

SAME MUSE X SAME MUSE THINGS I STILL WANT ;;

• younger canon x older canon. • one is the imaginary friend of the other. • clones. • one is the multiple personality of the other. • twins. • one is the conscious of the other. • one from the future sent back in time to help the other. • one from the past sent to kill their future self. • one is a specific emotion of the other. such as their ‘happiness’ or their ‘rage’. • one is the guardian angel of the other. • one is light, one is dark. • hero side, villain side.

#ooc #i want

Thor: The Dark World {Sentence Starters}

"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science!"

"What use is a guard who cannot spot the enemy?"

"I'm clearly the better pilot!"

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help."

"You betray me, and I will kill you."

"You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea!"

"I accept your surrender."

"I can feel the righteousness surging!"

"Have you come to gloat? To mock?"

"You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line."

"It will not hurt any less when I kill you in this form."

"You lied to me! I'm impressed."

"Look, why don't you let me take over?"

"You were gone for five hours!"

"Whatever you're doing, I suggest you do it faster."

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather punch your way out?"

"What makes you think you can trust me?"

"Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism?"

"If it were easy, everyone would do it."

"Is that why everything's on fire?"

"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!"

"Seal it away, so that no one can ever find it."

"I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing!"

"You can at least furnish me with a weapon."

"I've got this completely under control!"

"I know you seek vengeance as much as I do."

"You told your dad about me?"

#memes #starters

voidworn-archive-deactivated201

lEO FINALLY WON A FUCKING OSCAR !!!!!! HE FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

#ooc

nerds-are-cool

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments"

1) Coffee shop AU

i) Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii) I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii) you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv) you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2) Flower shop AU

i) You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii) I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii) (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3) Library AU

i) You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii) I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii) The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4) Awful first time meeting

i) I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii) I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii) You get the gist to this one

iv) Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5) Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i) We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii) “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii) A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv) We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v) You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi) “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6) Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i) You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii) I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii) You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv) Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v) Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7) FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i) It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii) My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii) There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv) I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8) Soulmate aus

i) The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii) You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii) The more ridiculous the better actually

iv) Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v) Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9) Alternate universes for real

i) Mermaids

ii) Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii) Hogwarts

iv) We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v) Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi) Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10) Other aus that I like

i) I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii) We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii) Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv) It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v) It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi) Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii) You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii) Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix) You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x) You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi) I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii) I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii) Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv) You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

#memes #i want all this

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it wasn’t often deanna, or any hunter, matter of fact, came to california. the whole state seemed fucked up enough for one home-based hunter or hunting family to figure out, all on their own, but for some reason, no one dared put a stop to the supposed, “animal attacks,” in some off-track stretch of road called BEACON HILLS. a true lucky break, the whole case made twists and turns back to some kid that helped run the local vet’s office- S c o t t M c C a l l . he was an average teenager, for all intents and purposes; shitty grades, sports, girlfriend, it all seemed normal, but the blood on his name was pretty hard to ignore. deanna watched as a woman, most likely his mother, in her early to mid thirties, left the boy’s house in scrubs and drove off toward the west. a nurse; respectable, yet ironic, considering her son was probably the cause of the local chaos. the blonde stepped out of her car, rubber-soled heavy boots crunching the gravel as she adjusted her suit jacket over her white button up. thin, calloused fingers slid over the dark washed material and into the breast pocket, taking hold of the thin, wallet-like centerpiece to her disguise. she lifted her free hand and knocked on the door, tongue dragging along her lower lip as she anticipated his appearance in front of her.

theboywho-mccalled-wolf

~Scott raised his head from his hands and looked at the door, brows coming together in confusion by the sudden noise. Most of the pack had already become accustomed to waltzing in on their own, making themselves at home. He jumped to his feet, shuffling his way over to the door before he tried to place the scent, but it was no one he’d met before. He pulled open the door, squinting against the early sun as his eyes tried to readjust themselves. “Uhm.. Can I help you?” He asked, leaning against the door, still gripping the handle just in case he needed to shut the door and make some time of escape. Weird things tend to follow when someone new appears in this town.

#not my laptop #sorry no icons

Text From Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw] Part 2

[text]: They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal.

[text]: I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

[text]: Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

[text]: That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news.

[text]: [_______] disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since.

[text]: I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.

[text]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

[text]: why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list

[text]: You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it

[text]: It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.

[text]: fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

[text]: You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!

[text]: Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.

[text]: My vagina is officially offended.

[text]: With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

[text]: No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(

[text]: For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

[text]: After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

[text]: Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text]: If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

[text]: You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

[text]: In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME

[text]: What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

[text]: The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

[text]: I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.

[text]: We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

#memes

alberto-rosende

He’s not someone, he’s my son. And he’s an alpha.

#topdog

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~Lately Scott had this tendency to let his mind wander off without him. Like today, his mom was standing across from him, talking about how she’d be late, that there was money for pizza on the counter. She even stopped mid-sentence once she realized he wasn’t listening just staring at her. She just shook her head and waved at him as she made her way out of the house. It was the sound of the door closing that finally pulled him back to reality. His dark eyes refocusing on the now empty living room, he sighed, running both hands through his hair then over his face.

#Sorry I suck #Literally anyone love me #starters

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