Who IS that???

Unfortunatly; a slug.

[silverlynxx]

Brother | The Greatest Showman

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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!

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Actual clips from The Greatest Showman

This is what happened right?

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Imagine your OTP: Barlyle

Phillip Caryle: Can play twelve different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized

P. T. Barnum: Once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees

[lettie-lutz]

PT: *Sees someone run into a burning building*

PT: Wow what an idiot.

PT: *Sees that it’s Phillip*

PT: Oh god, that’s my idiot.

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Your theme is my aesthetic. I wish to one day achieve your levels of theme dankness.

lmao thank u!!and yknow hugh jackman aggressively gesturing towards the word “memes” is also my aesthetic(btw if u ever wanted it, heres a transparent photo of him doing exactly that)

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Reasons why this was a mistake:

I’m sorry.

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guys. ive found it. the best photo of pt/hugh.

i laughed so fucking hard when i first saw it oml

the transparent version:

ps i didnt mean to offend anyone or anything w that jesus thing it was just the second thing that came into my mind and i thought it was hilarious

[master-of-apostrophes]

Tag yourself I’m Phillip.

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I finished my finals today and got very drunk afterwards, as is tradition. Then I re-wrote the stars, as an appoligy for not being very active during these stressful weeks :0c

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Barnum: Charity is out of town for a few days, so while she’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

Phillip: Why?

Barnum: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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Rich Guy™: Please take off your hat when you’re inside.

Phineas: *takes off hat, revealing a slightly smaller hat*

Phineas: I can do this 14 more times.

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Phillip to Anne: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Anne: You are my reward. P.T. to Charity: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Charity: Yeah you can be a real bitch sometimes.

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P.T.: Is the trapeeze secure?

Phillip: Check.

P.T.: Song script practised?

Phillip: Check.

P.T.: Did you have breakfast?

Phillip: What? That’s not on the check list.

P.T.: I added it because I care about you.

Phillip: No, I did not have breakfast.

P.T.: Unacceptable. Check your pocket.

Phillip: ?? [Pulling out a granola bar] ….There’s chocolate chips in this!

P.T.: Yeah I’m not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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I was so emotional and upsetti spagettis yesterday, my gif making skills suffered as a result. I’m posting them anyway.

Nyoom.

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Do I need a less weird hobby? Maybe. Do I need to get a healthier amount of sleep? Perhaps. Do you get context for this?

No.

[hayleysstark]

Title: Slip of the Tongue

Words: 498

Notes: All credit for this idea goes to the lovely mod of the hilarious adorable blog @ask-pt-barnum!!! i hope you like it and stay awesome!!! ((thanks again forl letting me build off your beautiful headcanons with my shitty work lol.))

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“What did you just say?”

 The second the words left her lips, a pang of guilt struck Lettie square in the chest – she didn’t need to ask. She knew what he’d just said, she knew good and damn well what he’d just said—hell, if the looks on their faces were anything to go by, the entire circus troupe knew what he’d just said—Carlyle had even left the corner where he’d been huddled practically the entire morning, nursing a hangover and muttering darkly about how he was going to kill Barnum, and then himself—pretty priceless coming from the guy who, and the rest of the circus agreed with her on this, had probably been a kitten in his past life.  

 The equally-hungover, half-awake Barnum stared blankly back at her over the chipped rim of the dark green coffee cup cradled in his hands. “Pardon?” He blinked, and pushed off the wall he’d just been leaning against.

“Did you just…?” Carlyle spoke up before she could, still pale-faced and rubbing at his temples, but grinning a little nonetheless. “P.T., did you just call—did you just call Lettie mom?”

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Look at this adorable ficlett it’s blessed and pure and made me laugh so much akdkfbidhfj 12/10 talented writer.

[silverlynxx]

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN INKTOBER

Hello everyone!

To celebrate the upcoming month of art and creativity, we’ve decided to put together a THE GREATEST SHOWMAN INKTOBER LIST! We wholeheartedly encourage everyone to join in, and may the month of October and the fandom be flooded with art as bright and deep and beautiful as the film that inspires it.

For members of *The Greatest Chat and *The Cult Of Barlyle Discord severs, we will be running an additional Admin Challenge, offering a prize to whoever completes the list - you will find more information about this on either server. Best of luck! The Ringmasters (@thegreatestkingsman, @picnokinesis, @silverlynxx) [*contact an admin for a server invite]

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN INKTOBER LIST

Make sure to tag your art as #TGSInktober2k18 so we can see!

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Tagged by the  ever  resplendent  and lovely @silverlynxx u-u <3

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Rules: Bold what you prefer & tag 10 people

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1. coffee or tea

2. early bird or night owl

3. chocolate or vanilla

4. spring or fall

5. silver or gold

6. pop or alternative

7. freckles or dimples (the urge to poke dimples is too intense)

8. snakes or sharks

9. mountains or field

10. thunderstorm or lightning (Neither thank you, very spoopy)

11. egyptian or greek mythology

12. ivory or scarlet

13. flute or lyre

14. eyes or lips

15. witch or fairy (Listen. Listen. Fairies are devious little heckers. At least a witch is HONEST about what they are. Fairies be looking all cute and innocent then hecking you up, witches straight from the outset dress the part so you know what you’re dealing with. All the respect to those bamf witches.)

16. opal or diamond

17. butterflies or honeybees (Butterflys know what they fuckin’ did.)

18. macarons or eclairs (Macrons are pretty but I’m too allergic to enjoy their siren song)

19. typewritten or handwritten letters

20. secret garden or secret library  

21. rooftop or balcony

22. spicy or mild

23. opera or ballet

24. london or paris (London smells like wee. 11/10 would not recommend)

25. vincent van gogh or claude monet

26. denim or leather

27. potions or spells

28. ocean or desert

29. mermaid or siren

30. masquerade ball or cocktail party

Do I even know ten people. Okay uhhhhhh tagginggggg.... @princesshumbug @mad-love-for-thegreatestshowman @crown-of-the-circus-king @bxrlyle @schizanthusim @barnumsbxtch @huge-actman @phillip-cheesesteak @bluetigerchild