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“So I decided that wearing PJS in public, and eating breakfast at night time is my thing and I’m prepared for all the ridicule anyone throws at me…”

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“Uhm, that is the best way to be. I love being a little bit awkward and opposite of everyone else.”

@joeyduval: productivity or gilmore girls? I pick Gilmore girls.

@briarxrose: @joeyduval always Gilmore Girls.

LOL. Prissy little twat? Are we in England circa 1821? I answered you to let you know how thirsty you act and now I’m ending the conversation because you’ve bored me. Adios.

No, I was just trying to be nice. I didn’t want to call you a cunt but now I am. I am not thirsty nor have I ever been thirsty. Having someone to cuddle with is a nice thing. Not like you would know what nice is.

“Lemme just tell you – this is a first. I don’t know what to say.”

“Speechless that is a first for me in all honesty.”

“Actually that’s not… —- Lissa! Si.. sign, right well you see I figured it would make all of the other idiots jealous and you weren’t around and I can’t fight. So It’s best kept hidden for now, Witches? Don’t know how much Lily would appreciate that, but with that said does this make me like a pimp? Am I.. trapping? Wait what is trapping? Never mind. She’s a movie critic, she gets free popcorn and movie tickets. I want them, hey blondie… did you go to school for this job or was it just your big mouth that got ya the job?”

Rolling her eyes at the girl that just appeared she focused back to Will. Rolling her eyes she leaned against the wall and crossed her arms. “I was actually around Hollywood all of my life. My mom is a producer, my dad is an editor and I was a child actress and I just grew out of it. So now i just criticize movies.”

“Is that a question?”

“No, it was supposed to tell you that I am okay with it.”

“You’re cute? I’m not sure you know what the definition of the word means, but for the sake of this conversation sure I’ll play along. —- What if you write a bad review? Will they charge you then?”

“I was being modest, I know I’m hot. Oh you don’t have to play along I already know what I am. If I write a review people don’t like, I can still get in for free. I have a badge that says so.”

“That depends on what exactly?”

“If bribes work on you.”

Are you dumb? Deaf? Blind? Do I have to spell it out? I don’t give a fuck. I don’t care. I couldn’t care less, okay? Under the weather, can’t sleep, thirsty for a cuddle, it doesn’t even pass near to my radar, let alone land on it. Kay?

No need to be a prissy little twat. Why did you even answer me?

“Are you sure? Sometimes people just aren’t whom they seem to be.Not that I have any intentions of murdering you, just some sound advice so you don’t end up in a sticky situation”

“If by sticky situations you mean what I think you mean we are very clear with one another.”

HI PRETTIES! I'll be on tonight. I went on vacation and then my computer fucked up. But I'm home. You won't get rid of me!

#Ooc

“Honey child? What am I four? —— And them some? Would be what exactly? Movie critic huh? So what does that entail exactly? I mean is there free popcorn involved?”

“No, I just like to give people nicknames because I am cute like that. Yes there is free popcorn and I get to go to the movies for free. “

#UGH BYE #the feels are killing me #my fucking god

So you’re saying…you’d be okay with all that?

“Are lions the king of the jungle?”

So call the Samaritans or go see Dr. Phil, someone other than me that’s actually interested in whether you’re feeling a little under the weather.

“But...I’m not under the weather..”

“Are you trying to bribe me?”

“That depends”

Oh, you’re excused. I’m Lissandra, don’t worry I don’t know who you are either nor do I care..which considering the fact that I don’t know you – that should basically tell you how irrelevant you are around here. Everyone in Palos knows each other, everyone in Palos knows me. You must be new around here. I disagree, there was thirst all over that. “Oh, please, someone cuddle me cause I can’t sleep alone, ugh. Wah, Wah. feel me up.” Try Christian, he lost a booty call. He’ll fuck anything with a skirt. Ta.

I wasn’t asking you to excuse me, I was simply stating that you know nothing about me. And I keep my life pretty private seeing as what i do. I also dont give a rats ass if I am irrelevant. Maybe I don’t like to go out with people here because I actually have people in Hollywood whom I hang out with. But you know i don’t know why I am explaining myself to you. Nah, aint nobody got time for that. Maybe you should because you know you are acting like you have a stick up your fucking ass.

“Sounds pretty tempting, but may I be so bold into asking why are you asking a complete stranger to cuddle with you? For all you know I could be some kind of psycho….”

“I’ll take my chances Rico Suave. My instincts haven’t failed me before and they will not fail me now.”

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