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@blaise-koehn
“GLAD TO SEE I STILL AMUSE SOMEBODY. —- But really, did you not see that video? If it weren’t for the long hair and squeaky little voice I’d think I was looking at a man. She should get em fixed, boobs after all are a girl’s best friend.”
“You can literally say anything to me and I’d laugh. I have no idea what video you’re talking about.”
"NOTHING IN PALOS, ever changes does it? A girl goes away for a year and comes back to the same old same old. Where’s “Charming’s coming out of the closet story?” I always knew his girlfriend was the president of the “Ity Bitty Titty Committee” But let’s move on to a relevant subject: Me who’s going to throw a “The bitch is back party?” How about you Linda… wait no, I fucked your boyfriend, Mrs. Caldwell? No she caught her husband motor-boating me before I left…. and what was I saying again? —- Right yes, Home sweet home, I missed you!
“Ity Bitty Titty Committee...”
Remind me the next time someone suggests mixing jäger and tequila shots and then doing one for every year I’ve been alive that they are Satan and need to be put down. Fast forward 3 hours of dancing on the tables of Rococo’s and doing lines off some Norwegian businessman’s perfectly chiseled ass whilst his wife called 37 times and I’m officially dead. Not to mention the looks I got from the 60 year old man who was out walking with his granddaughter at 9 AM and saw me stumbling home with one shoe on and half of my dress ripped – then again, I suppose that wasn’t helped by me flashing my tits at him and telling him to jump in an early grave… I’m fairly sure he had a stroke pretty soon after, but hey ho! All in a day’s work… —– I think I need an aspirin.
“Wait-WHAT. How did this happen? Why wasn’t I invited?”
I’D like to say it’s nice to be back but, in all honestly, was I ever gone? Everything looks… the same. I think I might have dreamt my whole vacation.. two years in Europe and it was all a dream – a dream that didn’t even include Mila Kunis.. talk about a pain in the ass.
“I met Mila Kunis once, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
420blaiseit: 😊 this is that I hope you get run over by a bus emoji
@thechrisvasquez: @420blaiseit that's rude @430blaise it was run over by a bus
@420blaiseit: lmaoo what the fuck are you talking about @thechrisvasquez
420blaiseit: 😊 this is that I hope you get run over by a bus emoji
@lissapush: awe. @420blaiseit
@420blaiseit: lmao awe what? @lissapush
420blaiseit: 😊 this is that I hope you get run over by a bus emoji
📱 | blaise
Lissa: it's in my fucking house ya dimwit
Blaise: Ummmmm how was I suppose to know that lmao I thought it was here, at my house. Because it's mine??????
Lissa: How the fuck was I suppose to give it you? hmm? When? When? Hmm? Hmm?
Blaise: I thought you left it with my mom lolol
📱 | blaise
Lissa: it's in my fucking house ya dimwit
Blaise: Ummmmm how was I suppose to know that lmao I thought it was here, at my house. Because it's mine??????
📱 | blaise
Lissa: I love you a lot. Happy Valentines day.
Blaise: Awww look at you, being all sentimental lmao. I love you too, Happy Valentine's Day.
Lissa: I don't do it a lot, right? Hey, hey, I got you a Valentine.
Blaise: you got me a what??
Lissa: A valentine. Like a gift.
Blaise: I can't find it lmao what and where is it?
📱 | blaise
Lissa: I love you a lot. Happy Valentines day.
Blaise: Awww look at you, being all sentimental lmao. I love you too, Happy Valentine's Day.
Lissa: I don't do it a lot, right? Hey, hey, I got you a Valentine.
Blaise: you got me a what??
“I hated you when we first met,” He laughed a little bitterly. The air between us filled with his cigarette smoke. I didn’t respond and continued to watch the night sky. He continued— “You stressed me out,” Looked over at me for a response but I gave none. “I thought you were the most beautiful person.” He expected me to reply, But there was nothing but a pregnant pause. He breathed out smoke again. “You still stress me out,” He laughed, Amused this time. “And you still think I’m the most beautiful person,” I smirked, finally replying and looking over. The coldest blue orbs clashed with my dark eyes. The cigarette smoke cleared And there was no air between us. “I still hate you,” He muttered tenderly before I tasted nothing but fire.
But they say blue flames are the hottest (C.W)
@420blaiseit: Well, I don't know about you guys. But Brolentine's Day with @teddywalker is looking like a new tradition. fr fr, I had the best day yesterday.
Whatever, huh? What if I ask you to go do a naked run around Palos – you’d still do it?
“For you? I’ll act like it’s my very first time.”
Val’s mouth opened and closed as she thought about whether to question him further. He said to ‘leave it at that’ but an internal debate was ensuing and instead popped out a question she’d been thinking about for a while instead. “Do you think we could’ve lasted much longer?” Valen spoke, her voice not trembling like it was at the party but rather one of calm curiosity - probably induced by the drugs. “If I hadn’t have broken things off. I don’t mind if you say no, I just can’t stop thinking about what was said at the party. I need, what’s the word? Closure, I guess.”
“Honestly? Yeah. You were my girl, V, yeah I did some dumb shit, but I was all about you. It was you who was acting like it was the end of the world when we could have just talked about it, gotten over it and kept being together. Why do you think I keep sticking around? If I didn’t feel some type of way, I wouldn’t have kept coming back to you.”
“I swear to god, Blaise. You’re dumb, I hate you.”
“You can do whatever you want to me--I mean--you love me, I’m like the greatest person you’ve ever met.”
“That depends”
“That depends on what exactly?”
