The Bride Wore Glasses

Collecting & captioning images of brides in glasses for your pleasure & my amusement.

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No weak links in this classic wedding party. (Except maybe the ring bearer, who seems to not really be feeling it. Or quite possibly he’d just been spurned by the flower girl.)

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“What’s down there?”

“Haha j/k how you doin’?”

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Shelly wanted a real bird perched on her head like she saw on Pinterest but her mom talked her out of it, what with the bird poop and all.

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 There is simply no way to snark on perfection.

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It’s hard to downplay the confidence that comes with matching your makeup with your throw blanket.

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Gwen updated her mom's mermaid dress by turning the butt bow into a  thigh bow. Because the thigh area is the redheaded stepchild of the anatomy.

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Kelly knew this shot would end up a million times on Pinterest.  

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John David Duggar defied his parents, marrying a short-haired, shoulder-baring harlot.  We here at TBWG say “Huzzah!”

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It’s important to take a moment and acknowledge the vital role that Aqua-Net plays on your wedding day.

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I'm too sexy for this fence/too sexy for these weeds/too sexyyyyyyyy

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The wedding album's not complete unless some nitwit gets a shot of the bride walking through a parking lot.

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Bonnie wasn't at all jealous that her groom's ex-fiance would be attending.  Because she won.  And winning was the best.

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Lee and Remy knew the secret to the perfectly minimalist hipster wedding was an impeccably-groomed moustache and a huge pair of nerd glasses.  Anything else was superfluous.

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Verna was super proud of her DIY coffee filter veil.

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Myrtle was SO good at keeping secrets.  Why, she had a little secret she was keeping that was located right below the waistline in this very picture.

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You have to put up with SO much kissing JUST to have that wedding ceremony.

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He thought he'd gotten his way with his Monkees hairdo, but he would pay dearly for years to come.