hi

I like food and animals. I'm also a fairly nice and chill human being.

[petalya]

all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while

[iraffiruse]

[babyanimalgifs]

[freeadultgame]

[continuetobecurious]

[maggierogers]

[baara]

my dad still isn’t over neko atsume

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[serotnin]

[teenscoolest]

[fortuneredding]

✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[inclusivefeminism]

No ban on stolen land

[twitterlols]

[rivertrash-deactivated20170209]

[outofcontextarthur]

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[weavemama]

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[alonelylostdisc-deactivated2023]

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO