i'm as cringey as they come

the office only at starbucks

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you’re gonna be impressed

i made a sandwich for santa the other day. SANTA.

that is all.

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today at starbucks

1. a guy ordered ten shots of espresso. ten.

2. i was winked at seven times in one half hour. ._.

3. some lady ordered 16 pumps of syrup in her caramel mocha. it filled half the cup. it wasn’t even coffee anymore 😭

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HELP

this guy who comes into my store and always stares at me wanted to hang out and i thought that he seemed like a cool dude so i was like sure and i gave him my number but now i'm realizing that by "hang out" he meant "go on a date" and he's being extremely flirty and i'm very unsure about this whole thing because in my opinion real men say "will you go out on a date with me?" and so now i'm trying to figure out how to let him down gently

comment with suggestions plz

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today at starbucks

1. i sold one woman 80 gift cards. 80. freakin. gift cards.

2. a lady in the drive thru told me that my accent was adorable. i don't have one around here. like i've lived here all my life.

3. male coworker: geez that old lady totally just hit on me, ugh that's so wrong

old biker dude as i hand him his coffee: thanks babe

male coworker: *doesn't say anything*

me: oh my, if only i understood the trauma you endured, what a tragedy

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today at starbucks

a man flipped out over my name. he just thought it was so cool. he told me so for a solid 3 minutes. then when he was about to leave i heard him whisper under his breath "great name"

kthen sir. thanks for the appreciation

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today at starbucks

1. a man asked me if i wanted a bite of he's partially eaten fred meyer sugar cookie that was sitting in his sweaty palm. i declined.

2. a woman got 14 pumps of vanilla in her grande latte. 14. freakin. pumps.

3. when i told a guy i couldn't break his hundred he threw a tantrum. in the store. a grown man.

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today at starbucks

1. i threw some solid shade

2. america ninja warrior coworker told to me about a new basketball video game. apparently it scans your face and makes an avatar that looks just like you. “wow” “how cool” “nice” (responses you can use to act interested)

3. when i didn’t answer the drive thru in .3 seconds this woman goes: HELLOOOOOO like gosh woman, you can get your latte without yelling...but if you wanna yell at least leave a tip

4. a man spelled out hot to my coworker because she doesn’t speak mumble...”H-O-T, HOT I WANT MY DRINK HOT” -direct quote, angry man, 2017

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me: hi there! how are y-

an actual customer: gimme a skinny caramel macchiato with extra extra caramel, an extra shot, venti, decaf, and some cinnamon swirled into the milk

me: yeah, absolutely! anything el-

her: iced

me:

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today at starbucks

1. after i asked an old guy how his day was going, he replied "well, i woke up and i'm still alive" k then

2. me: have a great day! ^same guy^: i'll have whatever kind of day i want

3. my coworker is auditioning for american ninja warrior