This is How I Disappear...

"The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

[thecameraneverlies]

This has been a Beauregard appreciation post, pt. 2

[thecameraneverlies]

This has been a Beauregard appreciation post, pt. 1

[tattooedequestrian]

🌅

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[thecameraneverlies]

Don’t think I didn’t think of this when I got a big dog who can be scary when he wants to be... 

[foxy-nerdy]

It’s never to early to start the life of an armored adventurer.

[systlin]

HER TEENY MAIL SHIRT

[ohboywonder]

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

[animateglee-archived]

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

[kyraneko]

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[makitokito]

Omg that is precious

[love]

Flower Power by Sophie Gamand, a photo campaign to show the softer side of pit bulls, and help them get adopted.

[sad-cold-bitch-recovery]

[biandlesbianliterature]

Advocate’s The Best Books We Read in 2018: Queer History & Bios

[image description: six of the sapphic books included at the link, with the text “Advocate’s Best Queer History and Bios of 2018.” The titles are listed below.]

Stray: Memoir Of A Runaway by Tanya Marquardt 

Apples & Oranges: My Journey Through Sexual Identity by Jan Clausen

50 Queers Who Changed the World: A Celebration of LGBTQ+ Icons by Dan Jones

My Butch Career by Esther Newton

Would You Rather? A Memoir of Growing Up and Coming Out by Katie Heaney

The Rules Do Not Apply by Ariel Levy 

[natureandbeauty]

[dobladim]

[gunandcoffee-deactivated2022012]

[wild-cabins]

Kyle Finn Dempsey

[indieteen]

[lsleofskye]

when this flower blooms | lifewithkahlil

[a-wedd-blog]