Sentence Me Part I || The Aftermath GC Meme
âBold of you to assume I have shame.â
âI didnât put the fan in the goddamned microwave.â
âI HAVE SO MANY REGRETS.â
âSlurp slurp, bitch.â
âHeâs not even a villain heâs a whiny ass bitch.â
âBring it on, I have a fork and very little will to live!â
âItâs sad and funny. Like my life.â
âStabbing is so intimate.â
âAlways deal with incest on photoshop.â
âIâm home and getting ready for more murder.â
âThe true real feral hours are upon us.â
âAll I do is apologize for the children and self-deprecate.â
âIâm florescent and thatâs weird.â
âHow do you turn nursing into something not sexy.â
âIâm not straight, please never say that again. Iâm insulted.â
âDemons? Is that what you like?â
âBoiling employees in frying oil?â
âIs it loving you if I kill you?â
âCanât be a hipster if youâre on fire. No one is chill then.â
âIâm glad you guys are suffering.â
âThe core components of a sex tape: performance issues and wheezing.â
âPlease donât smack me with your fish.â
âShe could come to my house and give me broccoli and I would be like thanks ma'am for this broccoli.â
âI hear her name and I come crashing in from the dumpsters like a Kool Aide man made of garbage.â
âHe has tried to eat me so many times today already!â
ââNo say something Americanâ and all my brain could think of was âegg.ââ
âI know! I told her âwtfâ means âwhoa thatâs fun.ââ
âYouâre on fire tonight.â
âI use speech to text when Iâm driving sometimes, when someone texts me, but it usually backfires because of my road rage.â
âI wanna get into her heart-pants.â
âIf you think about it, the Earth is a ravioli.â
âI build graveyards.â
âLike giving myself a sugar daddy, but with murder.â
âWhat if I interact with a demonic spirit?â
âWeâre all sluts here.â
âIâm trying to think of something funny, but itâs not funny enough!â
âThatâs very onions of you.â
âHave you met me? All I do is get horny.â
âGoodnight guys, thanks for fucking me!â
âIâm too pumped to function.â
âHummus makes us hornyâŚâ
âIâm self-conscious about my bun game.â
âYou asked for my opinion, you get my feelings.â
âIt is for bitches, thatâs why I thought youâd like it.â
âSmirking during talk of murder feels wrong.â