Fate Brought You Here

I like pizza and animals. Insta: almccson

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[daredeviil]

ICE made a decision to order all international students whose universities are online to leave the country or risk facing immigration consequences and getting deported which essentially means that students will have to decide between leaving the US or risk their health. many countries don’t even have their borders open and some people may not even have places to go so please sign this petition which requests that international students get the option to finish their degrees and remain in the USA

[sammyblep]

this is an official whitehouse.gov petition - americans, PLEASE sign this and don't let our country's obsession with deportation ruin even more lives

[suspend]

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

[godlessondheimite]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[im-no-jedi]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[stanford-pines]

this is the darkest timeline

[traveling-spartan]

it would be the Air Force to come up with a PowerPoint for this, too.

[larainbowmisfiiit-deactivated20]

[chappellellison]

*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register* 

me pointing at the bird: is that your manager 

cashier: … 

me: sorry, that was a bad joke 

cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager

*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*

[srsfunny]

Finally Found These Guys

[seriousfic]

And people say Shaggy isn’t a good investigator…

[owlmylove]

PRO TIP: instead of thinking “i should be healthier/more organized/etc,” change your phrasing to “i’d like to become healthier” or “i’d like to learn to be more organized.” stop paralyzing urself with guilt for what you aren’t & start focusing on what you can be

[dykejeanjacket]

Please may a girl lie on top of me like a weighted blanket

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[theraen]

Hell yeah