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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: You're so sassy today!

Christian: What can I say? I learned from the best.

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: I am lame!

Christian: No shit :P

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: You're all going to have an amazing night. I know you all will.

Christian: What’re you and Sky getting up to?

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: You’re the one that said I was thinking inside the box! A balloon elephant is very much outside the box.

Tessa: He’s gonna have an amazing night.

Christian: I suppose.

Christian: Fingers crossed.

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: Not expecting you to come home with a balloon elephant.

Tessa: I'm very sure it will.

Christian: A balloon elephant? What?

Christian: It better be. Cassie and I worked hard.

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: You coming home sober, you coming home tipsy, you coming home completely drunk, you being passed out. :p

Tessa: Are you gonna be the responsible best man tonight?

Christian: All very inside the box thinking.

Christian: I am. I am going to be responsible in the sense that tonight will be one of the best night's of his life. His singlehood will go out with a bang.

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: I'm offended you don't think I'd be prepared for every possible outcome. :p

Tessa: Also. 'Super' responsible, babe?

Christian: What could possibly be every possible outcome?

Christian: Um... yeah? What was wrong with that?

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: So, the bucket is beside the bed...and I'll come pick you up afterwards okay? Mostly because I don't trust you to make it home to me in one piece.

Christian: I am offended that you think I won't make it home in one piece. I am super responsible.

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TEXT: ISABELLE ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Isabelle: I know. But you know...we’re adults and shit and don’t have our parents so we’ve only got each other.

Isabelle: And FYI Tessa is like, good and happy in that department you know so you don’t have to feel like shit.

Christian: This is true. I'm glad I got you.

Christian: She talks to you about that shit?

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TEXT: TESSA ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Tessa: You’re lucky you’re adorable.

Christian: I try my best.

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TEXT: ISABELLE ✉️ CHRISTIAN

Isabelle: Frustrating.

Christian: Just during that time of the month. I feel like shit when she does shit for me but I can't in return. That sort of thing. Not always sexual frustration.

Christian: This is a very weird conversation to be having with you, you know that, right?

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