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depsidase

bundleofrhetoric

targetedknowledge

importantcatpics

keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen

Need one more to unlock the door

porterr-robinson

yumedoca

When you want to do a cute trend but your OTP is the couple from the original source of the trend...

deadmegumi

lalo is the best villain of all time because he is unbelievably sexy and unbelievably intimidating but also hes always doing some looney tunes bullshit and almost died bc he was too busy trying to fit one of nacho's whole breasts in his mouth to notice the big giant sign on his forehead reading THIS ONE SHALL BETRAY YOU. and then he actually died bc he's addicted to getting the last word

deadmegumi

Gus is lalo and walt's natural enemy bc he understands their terminal addicted-to-getting-the-last-word disease is in fact terminal but then the moment he contracts it too he dies immediately. meanwhile had lalo survived bcs he and walt would've recognized each other's runyourmouthitis and gone the mutually assured destruction route much earlier except lalo's hp is way higher so if walt tried to wheelchair bomb him he would've tanked the damage and hit walt with his car

deadmegumi

walt realizes brute force won't work on this guy so he goes for the ricin but lalo has been practicing mithridatism since age 12 and so is immune to most poisons a fact walter is blissfully aware of until lalo is en route to his house preparing to roadhaul him through the streets of albuquerque

is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not

hotvampireadjacent

de-activated-offical

I don't use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.

moskvitchok

Suletta Mercury

armydreamerr

this is my favourite post ever

mellifexfarm

tabloidsores

we are teaching him to gamble

dogpuppy

jennyforeigner

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.