fully lost in the sauce

she/her. 30s. 🌈💍 been on tumblr since 2010

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[cheerfulomelette]

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A pin badge that says, " I love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime"

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[gerardwaysbob]

like alright

[one-warm-line]

I hope Ray Toro understands that he truly did succeed in his mission. We do leave mcr shows feeling like we got fucked.

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[tierras]

'lucky you' engraved trinket box with horseshoe and four leaf clover

[sosaysdean]

“thank you for coming. don’t hit me” 😭😭 (x)

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[newporters]

[trans-and-disabled]

There is no LGBTQ+ without the T

[mino2aur]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

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[loth-caatgirl]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[eldritchbauble]

So my mom has an acquaintance friend who thinks I (as my deadname) died as a baby because she doesn't know I'm trans. This is very funny to me.

My mom didn't like, set out to lie. It's just that the friend was over while my mom was packing to move earlier this year, and spotted something from my childhood with my deadname on it. And this friend already knew that my mom only has one child. The friend went "oh, was this from a baby who passed?" My mom was unprepared and didn't know what else to say on the spot, but didn't want to out me, so she just went "yes." And NOW it's too late to correct this without it being weird for everyone. So uh. Now I am my own sibling, who died.

Putting the dead in deadname.

[depsidase]