The Clockwitch

Academic, gender theorist, fangirl, witch. .

[avoidghost]

I like him mean ⚔️

[theclockwitch]

If I had a nickel for every time Guy Haley writes a Blood Angel naked and blood covered crawling out of his sarcophagus, I'd have two nickels (so far). Which isn't much but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[crescentwolf14]

Soo I have a blood kink... someone reported a post about it like this one time and I got a message from tumblr asking if I was okay and how to get help if I needed it. Was actually cool I didn't know it was a thing that tumblr would do and until now didn't know exactly why that had happened other than something with that post but not that they had this whole set up

[flavoracle]

Suicide prevention is important. It works. I have personally benefited from it.

But it only works if people know about it. So please consider passing along.

[slady-ao3]

I wasn't aware of this feature myself.

[theclockwitch]

So, like,

it's implied in Devastation of Baal that Guilliman's first contact in system might have been with the Flesh Tearers.

I am amused and horrified and desperately want to write this.

[theclockwitch]

Reading through Dante and now Devastation of Baal and it's not ME shipping Gabriel Seth and Dante

it's fricking GUY HALEY shipping them.

Calling him 'Gabriel'. MY STARS.

[angronius]

mommy’s back and wrangling the Inductii !!!

[anarchopuppy]

"dont feed the trolls" is an even more important rule in an age where that troll is likely to be a chatbot trained on bad politics crawling tags specifically to waste ur time. do not engage

[moj-cien]

And this one is an art trade for @csh3n75

Dante and Mephiston!

We’ve been on a Mephy mood lately , is like the universe is calling me

It was super fun! Thanks for the opportunity :)

[csh3n75]

“You needn’t wound your pride in my stead, Mephiston.”

[galgannet]

Illustration for my favorite book: "Mephiston: Lord of Death" David Annandale. Picture readiness stage 3/3.

I wanted to convey the otherworldly nature of what was unfolding—the unnatural structure and the unnatural events that wounded the heart of the Chief Librarian, as well as my own. I actually wept at that point in the book. I am glad the author portrayed Lord Mephiston so authentically; no one else has managed to do that! In fact, all his books about the Blood Angels are rich in depth and charm. Thank you.

[thatkoalatho]

>be me

>just trying to draw a pretty space angel man

>friend: "he kinda looks like Jesus tho"

>who am I to deny the divine prophecy?

>aggressively applying gold like a medieval monk

>amen.png

[yeyouxingmeng]

Some Sanguinius reaction images

[theclockwitch]

I find it funny that fandom thinks Guilliman is just like Best Dad Ever Roman Fandom Bicycle Such a Good Boy Thirst Trap King

and I'm writing my chapter on Ultramarines

and all my sources are about fascist masculinity in Weimar and Nazi Germany.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[theclockwitch]

Just started honey harvest. About 50 lbs so far. Have to put the lickers in tomorrow super early before the heat really hits, but probably pull another 20/30 off tomorrow, too. It's hard to tell. Depending on how they respond to the humidity they may or may not have capped the upper frames.

I have to go prop the covers up, too to help with ventilation. They can handle the heat but just like with winter, anything I can do to make their lives easier, the better.

God bless my crappy extractor for making it through this year so far. You da real MVP, Vivant.

[yellowbotart]

They deserve all the peace and quiet in the universe after everything they’ve been through🌌❤️ Artwork by @soursoppi

[theclockwitch]

I am here to report that the fig tree I rescued from the garden center death pile is starting to put forth new li'l leaves and I've checked on it like 15 times today. You go, little rootstock. I see you trying so hard to come back!