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Allen | College Student | 21 | Scorpio | Long Islander | Polish | Punk | Video Games | Snowboarder | As laid back as possible | I also give advice

[gearbestlife]

Taking a deep breath,everything will be all past.

[weloveshortvideos]

How did that door get there?!

[marvelgifs]

Deadpool (2016)

[billycraplan]

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

[moonnlesbian]

me: i mean i don’t really care what other people think of star wars characters’ sexualities like. w/e, u know? different interpretations are chill 

some homophobe: but none of the star wars characters are gay there cannot be gay characters in star wars star wars does not have a single gay char

me: 

[rhosegold]

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[thecobracommander-blog]

Gamergate

Innocent gamer boy man: Wow I can't wait for another day of shoving NES cartridges up my asshole

Mean angry sjw feminazi: Ｉ ａｍ ｆｅｍｍｅｂｏｔ６０００．

Ｍｙ ｐｒｏｎｏｕｎｓ ａｒｅ ｓｔｒａｗ／ｓｔｒａｗｍａｎ／

ｓｔｒａｗｓｅｌｆ．

Gaemer guy: Holy fuck

SJW: Ｉ ａｍ ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｄｅｌｅｔｅ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ

ｖｉｄｅｏ ｇａｍｅｓ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ．．． Ｕｎｌｅｓｓ

ｔｈｅｙ＇ｒｅ Ｇｏｎｅ Ｈｏｍｅ！

Ｐｒｅｐａｒｅ ｔｏ ｈａｖｅ ｆｕｎ ｅｒａｄｉｃａｔｅｄ！

Gamer: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

*Sjw sends a virus to poor gamer's computer called ANITA_SARSLEEZYAN.exe

Gamer tries to open up steam.... but instead there's a popup that says "steam, more like steaming pile of shit!!!!!!"

Gamer [crying]: why would youo do this mean thing?

SJW [with an illuminati pyramid for a face]: Ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ Ｉ ａｍ ａ

ｇｅｎｄｅｒ ｗｉｔｃｈ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｈａｔｅ ｆｕｎ！

Mario [turning towards the camera and lowering his hat while a tear rolls down his face]: It's-a game over.

[oomshi]

[stirfriedawesomesauce]

Get the fuck out of here I passed this post twice already without noticing

[chongjojunbalsa-deactivated2020]

jokes over all you fuckers

[transcendentalrot-deactivated20]

“In an incredibly disheartening study”

[notyouraverageloser]

what makes u think animemaru.com is a credible source for this information

[oknope]

would you rather eat for free for a year or get new clothes for free for a year? 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lying on the internet: a collective, pt I

girl gamer gets saved from troll by girls singing frozen

offered money for a dick pic

i then walked out like a sassy bitch

saved by a grandma from a millennial hating anti book grandpa

even the religious people clapped

everyone behind me in gamestop gasped

the entire audience cheered and i got a thumbs up

my birthday was made into a holiday

this is my neighborhood now biatch

getting mugged, then hugged

some guy tried to recruit me into isis

ive just selected three led zeppelin CDs

you look like you could kill a man

everyones slowly getting high

oppa homeless style

and then i got ten dollars -ben carson

also im giving u 100 dollars

i wish i was alive during the 40s

my son has his own gun

facebook is for whores and pundits

a reggae man took my side

also ad agencies are dumb

16 children die every 30 seonds in chik fil a

[melee-hell]

Luigi mains be like

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

[lachatteestvivante]

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

[ireallyluvdogs]

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

[numberoneblind]

wtf

[moonblossom]

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

[fenominus-blog]

Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”

[daggerwolf2]

OHHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES

[sunharshi-deactivated20231126]

*to the tune of the bill nye theme song* FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!